There's nothing better than being married to your best friend. My husband and I have been married for a little over a year now, and it has easily been the best year of my life so far. It's so comforting to know that no matter how many days in a row I spend in my pajamas with my hair up in a messy bun, I'll still have  someone who will want to hang out with me...and who will gently encourage me to take a shower and put some real person clothes on.

That being said, there are times when husbands do things that defy logic or explanation. My own husband, for instance — love the man to death, but he cannot for the life of him remember to fold hand towels into thirds before hanging them on the towel rack. (Granted, maybe I'm the weird one for wanting our hand towels folded into thirds.)

Here are some more husband fails that I think a lot of you will be able to relate to.

This husband decided to shred some cheese.

Only the "block" of cheese he decided to shred was actually a bunch of cheese slices meant for sandwiches. You can still put a slice of cheese on your sandwich, but it's missing a corner.

This husband is asking for trouble:

OK, this is pretty funny. Until your wife needs the lint roller and you end up with the role of "lint roller retriever" for the rest of the day.

Want a bagel?

This guy didn't just want a bagel. He needed a bage– immediately.

Step one: preheat the oven.

On the bright side, your oven is preheated. Unfortunately, you can never use it again without being accompanied by the smell of scorched plastic.

This is cruel.

Anyone who does this better prepare themselves for retribution. It will be swift and painful.

If only boxes were easier to open.

They should really consider putting flaps or something on boxes like this. It'd make life so much easier.

Got milk?

There's only one solution here. You have to make him drink all of the open jugs of milk. Please film it for science.

So close.

Hey, one step at a time, ya know? Maybe after this, he'll graduate to putting the toilet seat down.

So long, munchies.

If this ever happened at our house, I would immediately call a family meeting. This is simply unacceptable.

Where's the cream cheese filling?

Never underestimate the talents of someone who really, really doesn't want to take an extra 15 seconds to put something in the recycling bin. They are dedicated to their cause.

An eggception to the rule.

Usually, I'd agree with the wife in this situation. Take things out in order. In this case, however, I think he might be trying to keep the carton balanced so it doesn't flop out of your hand when you take it out of the fridge. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Squeeze from the bottom!

I have two pieces of advice I give to every couple I know. First, get a king size comforter for your queen size bed. Second, have separate tubes of toothpaste. Both will save you lots of grief.

OJ Oh No!

Why open something the easy way when you can mangle the container instead?

This is a cursed image.

OK, this one is really getting to me. You might want to see an exorcist or something.

The painter we deserve.

You know what? Props to the guy for going along to the wine and paint night. It's not like they need two bad versions of the same painting.

Merry Christmas.

The holidays are right around the corner! In case my husband ever reads this article, please do not do this to me. I beg of you!


Behind every woman wandering aimlessly around a Michael's, there's a man rearranging the wood letters into desperate cries for help. It's universal.

Not exactly what I meant.

Although you've got to admit, the kid looks comfy! I give him three out of five stars.

Jabba the Pot Pie.

This poor pot pie has clearly been through a lot. I imagine the wife's face had a similar disappointed look upon seeing her husband's handiwork.

True, though.

I will never judge anyone for their inability to fold a fitted sheet. It is impossible to do. No one in the history of time has ever been able to fold one, actually.

Nice haircut.

Hey, he tried! At least he didn't try to cut your hair!

What a monster!

This one breeds grounds for divorce in 12 different U.S. states. This guy better sleep with one eye open.

Baby shower gift bag? Close enough.

It's not like the baby can read. As long as the gift is good, I think you're in the clear.

Think this'll work?

If you've ever dealt with an ant infestation, you know how important it is to keep spirits high. You might have to make tiny signs for your ant traps in order to keep going

At least he left a note!

And that's why I'm still wearing my pajamas and will probably never wear any other clothes from the closet ever, ever again.

Not a very happy birthday.

This was clearly done with malicious intent, so I'm not going to let it get to me. Agh! I can't ignore it!

You married a monster.

Plenty of picky eaters ask for the crusts to be removed. Not many seek the crusts out specifically.

This made my eye twitch.

On the one hand, the shirt is hung up. On the other hand, this is clearly a disaster.


What are the chances that he did this to annoy you? Pretty high. Looks like it worked!

That is some VERY secure bread.

Everyone knows the twist and tuck method is superior to all other methods of bread bag closure. What is he trying to protect the bread against?! Be sure to share this with your husband!