19 Husbands and Boyfriends Who Are Sad Excuses for Human Beings

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Oh, men. They really are something, aren’t they?

After thousands of years of having it easy, they’re finally starting to be called out on their crap.

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And now that this is happening, one thing has become painfully clear:

Women have had to do a bulk of the emotional and physical labor to keep households afloat and raise children for centuries, and because of that, men have become, well, helpless. Hopeless. Hopefully, these sad sacks have learned their lesson.

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Muffin tops

  via Reddit  

Sure, the tops of the muffins are the best part, but what adult man ruins six whole muffins like this?! That’s some unacceptable stuff right there.

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Christmas lights

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That’s what you get when you ask your husband to hang Christmas lights. And then, of course, it becomes your responsibility to make sure the dog is always in the right place.

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Kit Kat no-no

  via Twitter  

What sort of heathen would do a thing like this? This is clearly the action of someone who does not live in the real world.

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Spaghetti on the stove

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Leave it to a guy to do the absolute bare minimum when asked to put some pasta on the stove. The next one might actually be a little understandable.

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Fitted sheets

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Yes, sure, fitted sheets are hard to fold. But whereas men will write a note and leave it in a pile on the floor, women will do the work to figure it out. It has to get into the closet somehow!

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Six potatoes

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So close and yet so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so far.

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Birth of the baby

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“My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.” I wonder what the expression on his face will be when she kills him.

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The essentials

  via Twitter  

“Did you get toilet paper?” “Oh, uh…nah.”

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Baby bag

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This is what happened when this woman asked her husband to “pack a bag for their daughter” for their weekend vacation. This is the work of a man, again, who does not live in the real world. The next one will make you fume.

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Mirror mirror

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She’s 5’1″. He’s 6’2″. She asked him to hang the mirror. It’s almost like men don’t think of anyone but themselves, isn’t it?

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Lattice pie

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This was a man’s attempt at a lattice pie crust… Obviously.

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Dog and baby, Still Life

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She asked her husband to send her a picture of their new puppy with their daughter. This monstrosity is what he deemed acceptable to send.

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The wrong highlighter

  via Facebook  

This poor husband looked everywhere in Staples for Fenty highlighters and a brush to go with it, but he settled on Sharpie “because they are the best highlighters.” He could have like…googled it.

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Apples in the bowl

  via Twitter  

Again with the bare minimum. No wonder men complain whenever they have to do a real amount of work. The next one is hilariously tragic.

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Creases for days

  via Twitter  

This woman asked her husband to iron her pants, and he gave her creases that look like they’re out of an ’80s movie. I hope he doesn’t do that to his own pants.

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Keep out

The wife (Rachel) found this box while doing some cleaning. At least her husband had the foresight to know that he picked a terrible hiding spot for her presents.

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Happy birth

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This is what happens when you put a man in charge of finding a card for a baby shower. And duct tape, no less!

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Cute fall cake

This woman sent her husband to the store to pick up a cute fall cake. She didn’t know how literally he’d take those instructions.

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Fancy Feast

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Oh my goodness. It’s one thing to do this in his wife’s lunch, but what has he been feeding his own children this whole time? Share this with a woman who will understand the pain.

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