If you're looking for some highbrow comedy, this is not the list for you.
But if you're looking to roll your eyes so hard that you can't help but laugh? Well, friend, read on.
via: ShutterstockQ: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.
via: ShutterstockI've been really down lately, but my friend keeps telling me it could always be worse. He says I could be trapped in a hole in the ground filled with water. I know he means well. Bonus joke! Q: Why did the blind man fall in a well? A: He couldn't see that well.
via: ShutterstockQ: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh.
via: ShutterstockQ: What's green, fuzzy, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A: A pool table.
via: ShutterstockQ: What's the best part of living in Switzerland? A: Hard to choose, but the flag is a big plus.
via: ShutterstockA man was walking around with two carrots stuffed into his ears. A woman asked him, "Why do you have carrots in your ears?" He answered, "WHAT?!"
via: ShutterstockI just bought the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible. (No, I'm still not done. I have five more of these babies...)
via: ShutterstockMan: Doc! I've broken my arm in several places! Doctor: You should stop going to those places.
via: GettyQ: Where did Napoleon keep his armies? A: In his sleevies.
via: ShutterstockQ: What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? A: Hey, where's my tractor?
via: ShutterstockA polar bear walked into a bar, sat down, and said, "Hey bartender, I'd like................a beer." "Why the big pause?" the bartender asked. "Oh, these? I was born with 'em."
via: GettyA limbo player walked into a bar. He was disqualified.