If You Can Make It Through This Entire List Without Gagging, You Deserve a Medal

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Guys, I’m really sorry about this.

I bet when you decided to poke around the Internet today, you were looking for pleasant things to fill your day with joy. Pictures of cuddly puppies, maybe. Or maybe some wholesome stories that will restore your faith in humanity. I’m sorry, but you won’t find any of those things here.

This is not a gallery for the weak. This is a gallery full of images that I am like 90 percent sure are totally and completely haunted. You might wish to unsee them, but you will not be able to. Again, sorry.

On the plus side, if there’s anyone in your life whose day you’d really like to ruin, I can guarantee that sending them one of these images should definitely do the trick.

So let’s get to the pictures, shall we? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

RaviolTea.

Did you just gag a little bit while you reading this? ‘Cause I definitely did!

A pantsless cat.

I don’t know why this is so disturbing, but it is. It really is.

Hello, there!

…How? …Why? How can I delete this from the Internet and from my memory?

What if?!

Reading this gave me the heebie-jeebies. It has also made me very wary of my dog.

OK, this one is actually hilarious.

I have watched this several times now, and I am so torn between being 100 percent horrified and 100 percent entertained.

That’s not how faces work.

I can only look at this for about 0.3 seconds before I start feeling anxious. How long can you look?

Kirby, no!

Well, I know who I’m not choosing in Super Smash Bros. anymore. I just can’t.

This is just awful.

Obviously, the “mustache” is the very worst thing that has ever existed on the Internet, but can we take a second to talk about the fact that he has hair surrounding his eye? How did I never notice that before?

Got a toothpick?

I didn’t know you could cringe with your entire body until I saw this. I wish I still did not know that.

Peppa Pig is haunted.

There’s no denying it, folks. This is what Peppa Pig looks like.

Pamgela and Crim.

Stop. Ruining. My. Favorite. Things! Internet! Back off!

Chili cat.

But WHAT IF there is a man eating chili? I’m gonna need you to turn on all of the lights and check immediately.

Bless you.

Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you have to get rid of the cat now. Sorry. That’s just how it works.

The tools of the trade.

You can just put anything into a toolbox. You shouldn’t. But you can.

This honestly doesn’t even surprise me.

He already wears an ascot to work every day. Are we really going to pretend like he’s not capable of wearing a sleeveless jumpsuit as well?

Facebook.

I can feel this picture. Why can I feel this picture?!

Attack of the mosquitos.

Man, those little guys are nasty. I feel that my hatred of them is absolutely deserved.

This will give you nightmares.

I honestly thought this was from a horror movie at first. I’m not completely convinced that it isn’t.

Winnie the Pooh.

This is one of those things that probably seemed like a good idea before it actually existed in the world. It was not.

One long grape, please.

I hate this. I hate everything about this. I don’t care if they taste identical to regular, round grapes. I will never eat one of these.

Eye contact.

I think my eyeball just shriveled. Just a little bit.

Corn on the Orb!

I can’t help but imagine what it’d be like to eat this. I do not like it.

So cuddly!

OK, we have truly strayed too far from the light. Does anyone else feel like we have definitely entered the darkest timeline?

So…Close…

You’ve seen enough of these to know that that piece wasn’t going to go into the gap. But you still watched the entire thing and held out hope, didn’t you?

Give me a hand!

Well, I know what I’ll be seeing in my nightmares tonight. It’ll be this hand holding a chicken bear.

Let the wookiee win.

This is worse than Jar Jar Binks. Yeah. I said it.

Why the long head?

This isn’t even Photoshopped. This is what every member of the Queen’s Guard actually looks like.

Fruit by the…

Aaaaand that’s enough Internet for today. Can we be done?

Gross.

Oh, good. Thank goodness we weren’t done yet. I would have hated to miss out on this premium content.

The most important meal of the day.

I can almost taste the spicy milk. Yuck. Blech. Ew. This ruined my whole dang day….. and so do these other unsettling images…