Welcome to the Internet, where there is virtually no end to the relatable content your heart craves.
You may sometimes think that no one understands everything about you.
Busy night ahead.
If you ever feel lonely, just remember there are people out there who will make a pizza for you and bring it directly to your door.
And all you have to do is pay them money.
Dis me:
Yep, this all checks out.
Although, I personally feel that 232 jellybeans is a pretty great bargain!
Is it really safe?
“Also, you are required to wear this gigantic lead vest. No reason. It just looks nice on you.
It definitely isn’t protecting your vital body organs from being damaged.”
Next up is a horrifying realization about candy.
Well, this is terrifying.
There are plenty of places that I wouldn’t want to live in.
The gummy universe is one of them.
Just one more side quest!
Sure, the big bad boss is terrorizing the entire world, but this old man needs me to find all of his chickens!
What am I gonna do? Not find his chickens? Preposterous.
Here we go.
Alternatively: Single and ready to “drink it up at home because going out is too much effort.”
I’m a catch.
It doesn’t make sense.
For all the time, effort, and money you put into being alive, you’d think there’d be some sort of…I don’t know, enjoyment, maybe?
I guess that’s why dogs exist.
Up next: the most fun game for you to play as an adult.
Which one is it?
In situations like this, I actually recommend not going on the Internet.
If you do, you’ll convince yourself that it is absolutely a brain tumor.
I’m a gosh darned hero.
Whenever I bring my reusable bags to the grocery store, I like to shout out, “You’re welcome, ENVIRONMENT!”
My husband loves it.
Aw, nuts.
You know what?
I actually heard that it might rain next week, too. Guess running’s out for the entire month. Dang.
Now, let’s examine the perils of online shopping.
I don’t ask for much.
Imagine the disappointment of ordering a gigantic ice cream sandwich and getting an air mattress delivered to you instead.
At least you could take a nap.
This is just cruel.
Shouldn’t there be breaks built into the schedule?
Like weekends? But for months?
Hello, ladies.
And if you like that, just wait until I show you my collection of expanded universe Star Wars novels.
They’re not canon.
Ugh.
Look at the dog over there, existing. How dare he, ya know?
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