Listen, there are a lot of crazy accidents that happen in the world. If you're an anxious human like me, then it's probably best to not dwell on all of the bizarre things that can happen out of nowhere. You'll end up sitting on your couch for hours with your laptop open, looking up how people have gotten hurt or died doing seemingly stupid things. It's no fun, people.
But then there are some ridiculous accidents that are so bonkers that they feel like they can't be true. Like an Indiana man who accidentally shot himself in the penis.
And he wasn't even a licensed gun owner.
The stupidity is truly astounding. You hear stories like this and you wonder how some people are even functional adults. Maybe if you're going to decide to be a person who wants to own a gun, you should learn how to actually use it. And not shoot yourself in the genitals.