Some people choose to get tattoos on various parts of their bodies.
Some people also choose to imbibe in alcohol to the point where they get drunk.
And some people choose to do both of those things at the same time.
via: InstagramPros: You're never *technically* barefoot, so you can't get kicked out of stores (maybe). Cons: Pretty much everything else.
via: ImgurThis could be a reference to Snape's heartbreaking line in Harry Potter. Or it could be a reference to maxi pads. Honestly, I'm not sure which would be preferable.
via: ImgurI'm sure I don't need to tell you this, but this is (obviously) a tattoo of Charmander the Pokémon. You can tell by the fact that it looks exactly like Charmander. Also the flames help.
via: ImgurI get it. The hair on your toe is the hair of his head. Very clever. I guess?
via: ImgurCan't grow a mustache? No problem. Just get a mustache tattooed on the side of your finger. It will look ridiculous, but no one will ever accuse you of not having a mustache again.
via: InstagramI have so many questions. But they can all be summed up with one: WHY?
via: InstagramIf you're going to get a tattoo, you might want to consider getting something meaningful to you. Like a line from your favorite poem, or maybe your favorite song lyrics. This...isn't exactly what I meant.
via: InstagramIf you had told me this morning that I'd see this picture today, I don't think I would have believed you. I wish it hadn't turned out to be true.