Are you ready for the grossness? Because these products are all about the grossness. Look, there is a lot of dirty work that we have to get down with occasionally. Scrubbing counters, exfoliating our faces, you name it, we clean it!
Amazon is pretty much packed to the brim with products designed to help you clean your body, your home, and everything else in your life with insane ease. And I am here to show you those products. I know, I’m pretty much like, your savior right now.
I’ve specifically chosen the products in this post because they are effective, they will transform your lives, and their results are so good and so gross that your skin will crawl just looking at them. Whether you’re cleaning your bathroom or popping pimples on your face, you should be able to do both in the most efficient and most thorough way possible.
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These Fruit Fly Traps
This six-pack of fruit fly traps will change your life by getting rid of all those pesky fruit flies who find their way into your kitchen and roost on all your fruit and snacks. These offer 180 days of continuous protection from flies. Each trap lasts 30 days, and as you can see from the picture, it really does its job. All you have to do is fill the trap with Lure solution, which is non-toxic, and place in a problem area and voilà! No more flies.
This Cleaning Liquid
We all have pots and pans and cookies sheets with brown and black gunk caked onto them. No matter how much we soak and scrub with soap and a sponge, they never really get clean. Well, Bar Keepers Friend is your solution. It’s non-abrasive and comes with a gentle scrubbing cloth. There is a reason it’s called Bar Keepers Friend. Professionals in the food business swear by it. Your cookware will look good as new.
These Pimple Patches
People absolutely swear by these easy-to-use, discreet pimple patches. All you have to do is wash your face, apply the pimple patch over the affected area, and then take it off once it turns white. That means it has absorbed pus and all that nasty stuff and has protected the area around your pimple from bacteria trying to get in. These really work. Nearly 3,000 reviews say so.
This Toilet Wand
After a while, your toilet builds up nasty crud on the inside that is oh so hard to scrub away. Well, this Clorox Disposable Toilet Wand Cleaning System will make a real difference in that bowl of yours. The pack comes with one toilet wand, one storage caddy, and nine disposable toilet wand refills. The wand covers way more surface area than a traditional toilet brush, so it does a way better job of cleaning.
People absolutely love the dramatic power of the Baby Foot Peel. About a week after one session of soaking your feet in the solution bags, dead skin will start falling off of your feet in chunks like you wouldn’t believe. I want that so bad. It’s almost like when you were little and would cover your fingers in glue and peel it off, but this time, it will be your skin.
This Water Bottle Cleaner
Confess: You have been looking for an easy, effective way to clean your water bottles and travel mugs for years. I know because I have too. If you can’t fit your hand in there and scrubbing with a sponge brush only does so much, what are you supposed to do? Well, these Bottle Bright tablets are here to save the day. These all-natural tablets require no scrubbing whatsoever. Simply dissolve them in water in the bottle you wish to clean, let it stand for 15-30 minutes, empty the bottle, and it will be good as new.
This Microplane Foot File
Buff away dead skin and calluses from your foot with this heavy-duty foot file. If you have layers and layers of rough skin on your feet that need to come off, what are you going to do, massage some lotion into them? No. You need to get rid of all that extra dead and gross skin. Treat yourself to this little guy that will do a heck of a job and leave your feet feeling smooth and shiny and better than ever.
These Magic Eraser Sponges
You have not lived until you have used a magic eraser. Once you start cleaning with these bad boys, you will wonder why you ever used a dirty old rag or sponge. They are called magic erasers because they are actual magic. Just add a little water to the sponge, squeeze, and wipe almost any surface totally clean. And yeah, they are chemical-free and non-toxic!
This Earwax Removal Kit
Earwax removal videos are the new pimple popping videos. Seriously, they are so weirdly satisfying to watch. And now, you can create your own amazing earwax removal experience right at home. This kit is an easy way to flush huge chunks of earwax out of your ear. Simply fill the bottle with a little peroxide and a lot of warm water, put the plastic tip in your ear, and start spraying until the wax loosens and falls out of your ear.
There is nothing as satisfying as a peel-off facial mask, and this one gets bonus points for looking like a tortured ghost when you take it off. I mean, look at that picture! It’s hilarious. This is a natural blend of botanical extracts that help your skin feel fresh and smooth and beautiful. Cucumber, melon, and ginseng extracts combine to create a totally rejuvenating and soothing face mask.
This Wart Remover
Compound W is the number one wart remover recommended by pharmacists and dermatologists, and for good reason. All you have to do is wash the affected area, soak it for five minutes in warm water, dry it, and then squeeze the tube of Compound W to cover the wart slowly, one drop at a time. Repeat once or twice a day until the wart goes away!
One of the worst things about cleaning is how tired you get scrubbing away! With this electric spin scrubber, you can take a huge portion of elbow grease out of the cleaning process. The soap scum and water stains on your shower walls don’t stand a chance against this powerful spinning scrubber. It comes with three different brush heads so you will be able to get in every nook and cranny.
This Witch Hazel Toner
Witch hazel has been used for thousands of years to heal and nourish skin. Thayer’s is an alcohol-free blend of rose petals, witch hazel, and aloe vera that soothes your skin, tones your skin, and moisturizes your skin for incredible results. This picture says it all! This gentle, natural product really does work. Use it after washing your face each night or in the morning for the best results.
I don’t know about you, but I rarely blow dry my hair because it is a whole other step that I usually just don’t have time for. This device, though, combines brushing, blow-drying, and styling into one easy step. Seriously! Use this brush on your damp hair to dry and provide volume at the same time. Even though this gets hot enough to dry your hair, it’s safe to use right against your roots. Unlike a blow dryer or straightener, it won’t burn your head if you try to use it near your scalp.
This Nose Hair Wax
Look at those nose hairs! This waxing kit really got them. If you want to make a real clean sweep of your nostrils, waxing is the way to do it, and NAD’s DIY Nose Waxing Kit is remarkably effective. Just heat the wax in the microwave, dip the applicator into the wax, and then this is where the fun starts. Insert the applicator into your nostril, leave it for about 90 seconds, and then yank it out! Sure, it might hurt, but it’s over quickly and it’s immensely satisfying.
This Indian Healing Clay
People absolutely swear by the healing effects of this Indian Healing Clay Mask. I guess it lives up to its name, huh? It is made of 100 percent natural calcium bentonite clay. There are no additives, fragrances, or anything. You can use it on your face to heal your skin and help with acne, but it’s also great for body wraps, clay baths, foot soaks, and more. Simply mix the clay with some apple cider vinegar or water and apply a layer to your face (or another area). Let it dry for between five and 20 minutes, then wash off.
This Drain Protector
The TubShroom is pretty much a miracle product. It fits right in most standard drains and catches hair and gunk and other gross stuff before it clogs your pipes. Plus, it is so easy to clean! It is truly one of those “As Seen on TV” products that really do work in real life. If you shed a lot in the shower as I do, you need something that will catch all that hair.
This Facial Razor
These little dermaplaning razors are perfect for eyebrow shaping or removing unwanted facial hair and peach fuzz on your face. They don’t look like much — they are a different shape than regular razors — but that just allows for more precision, which is very important. This is your face we are talking about. People in the reviews attest that these razors don’t leave little red, irritated bumps like other razors do.
Toenail fungus can be really pesky and hard to get rid of. But the reviews are in and people say this solution really works. This is a whole solution system to get rid of nail fungus that includes the external use of oregano oil to stop fungus in its tracks. If you use this regularly for a few months, you will see the fungus growing out and the healthy nail grow in.
This Rust Stain Remover
Rust stains on your tub or in your sinks are the worst! And for the longest time, they have felt inevitable. But this spray gel is the real deal. You don’t have to scrub and scrub until you can’t scrub anymore. Just spray the gel over any rust stains you have, let it sit for a little while, and wipe it down. All your awful rust stains will come off with ease.
Don’t you just want to suck all the oil and gunk and blackheads out of your face using a tiny vacuum? Well, this machine will make all of your face-gunk-sucking dreams come true. It is painless, it is effective, and not only will it suck out blackheads, but it will grab excessive oil, dead skin, whiteheads, and residue from makeup. It will also smooth out wrinkles and firm up your skin.
This Grout Pen
Look at the insane difference on that floor between the area that has been treated with this grout pen and the area that hasn’t. This stuff is amazing. It is a water-based ink formula that covers stains and dirt buildup on grout between tiles on your floors or on your walls. This inky stuff will restore the look of your tiles and prevent further molding and bacterial formation.
These Precision Tweezers
Regular tweezers are all well and good, but sometimes you need a sharp pair that can really dig deep down there and get to the root of the problem, whether it is a hangnail, a splinter, a tick, or an ingrown hair. Once you have a pair of tweezers as amazing as these, you will never want to buy another pair again. Of course, they are also perfect for precision eyebrow shaping. They do the work of regular tweezers too!
This Peel-Off Nail Polish
I don’t know what genius came up with nail polish that peels cleanly off, but it is like a fidget spinner game for your nails. This is a twelve-pack of all different, fun colors. It is like this nail polish was specifically designed for antsy people who can’t make up their mind about what nail polish they want to wear and love to play with their manicures!
If you do not possess a bottle of this stuff, get one stat. If you are prone to staining your clothes, this is your solution. It was recommended to me by my mom, and she did not let me down (not that she ever does!). Spray this stuff on the toughest stain, and then throw it in the laundry, and your grody clothes will look brand new when it comes out of the wash. Guaranteed.
This Neti Pot
To be honest, neti pots scare me. But this one, for some reason, looks sort of accessible and doable and easy to use. It is called the Comfy Pot, after all. People I know who have used neti pots say it is absolutely the most effective, complete way to clear your sinuses and flush toxins and gross stuff out of your nasal passage. People love this neti pot, and I happen to think you will too.
These Charcoal Pore Strips
There is nothing more satisfying than squeezing the oily gunk out of your pores, and now you can do it all at once with Bioré charcoal pore strips. Wash your face, wet your nose, then peel off the plastic liner and apply the strip to your nose area, smooth, adhesive side down. Then wait for 10-15 minutes until the strip is stiff to the touch, and then pull it off, starting at the edges and moving toward the center.
In this acne removal kit, you get six double-sided tools with which you can extract all that gross stuff from your face! You will be a regular Dr. Pimple Popper in no time! Just wash your face, and then get down to business. Remove blackheads, whiteheads, and all the excess oil on your face. Just be careful! You don’t want to make the problem worse inadvertently.
This Scar Removal Gel
It is a good thing I have been made aware of this scar removal gel because I cannot even tell you how many times I have burned by hand while cooking or baking. My hands look like I am much tougher than I actually am. If you use this gel once a day, it will help reduce the appearance of new and old scars of almost any kind, whether it’s burn scars, acne scars, surgery scars, or scars from other types of injuries.
This Liquid Bandage
Have you ever used New Skin? This stuff is so weird but so good. It is a liquid bandage, and it’s perfect for scrapes, cuts, blisters, and other surface injuries like that. Brush a layer on your skin. It will dry very quickly, provide antiseptic treatment for your injury, and also provide a waterproof bandage that protects your skin from further injury. It’s just a great thing to have if you have an active lifestyle.
This Exfoliating Brush
An exfoliating brush is a pretty essential tool in your arsenal these days. We all have bumps and redness from shaving (especially during the summer months), and this gentle exfoliating brush will help you get rid of all that. It’s perfect for use in the shower. Just lather up and massage into your legs or arms or anywhere else that has been a little sensitive lately.