You're one of those fancy people that knows a glass of wine can make you look elegant, can make a meal taste exponentially better, and that the first rule of Wine Club is that everybody talks about Wine Club.

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But did you know your wine choice is saying quite a bit about you? No, a merlot is not just a merlot. A merlot is a statement about the woman you are and the woman that you want to be. That might be a little dramatic, but you get the drift...now get the details.

Cabernet Sauvignon

You are the perfect complement to a juicy steak or any other kind of beefcake, if you know what I mean. Assertive and direct, you command discussion and want your voice to be heard. You enjoy the classics and have a thing for old-world affairs.

Merlot

Merlot is often referred to as “easy to drink," so yes, we're calling you "easy." But only in the sense that you’re easy to get along with, always on-the-go, and ready for anything. Unlike Cabernet up there, you’re easily molded to any situation or experience. You're also a very sensual person, deeply passionate like the dark plums and chocolate tones of your liquor.

White Zinfandel

With a high alcohol content, you like to have a good time. You're suited for the West Coast, where you can dance in the sun after a few too many glasses of Zin and then lie on white sand beaches to sleep it off. You're very versatile and always up for an adventure. You fly by the seat of your pants and have an inclination toward passionate liaisons.

Pinot Noir

You’re fresh, elegant, and graceful, enjoying small towns as opposed to big cities. You're sweet like cherries and strawberries, but you’re unique and are a challenge at every corner for the people you date because you like to have your way. Is that really too much to ask?

Shiraz

You’re the life of every party you attend. Dancing on tables? Bring it on, as you're a freaking wild free spirit. You always seem to try things before thinking about the consequences and ingest all life can give you. You love to travel and want to see the entire world, which is good, because you could easily fit in anywhere with all sorts of different people.

Riesling

You’re the sweetest of sweet, the nicest of nice. Though you’re completely genuine, people sometimes have a hard time getting through your adorable countenance to see the real you. You give great advice and are always the first person friends would call if they were in trouble or going through something, but sometimes you feel a little under-appreciated.

Sauvignon Blanc

You're the height of sophistication and your social calendar is never full enough. You're a classic Alpha female, always in control of every aspect of your life and kicking ass at everything you do — sometimes even in heels. Herbal and a little smoky, you command attention and drip with sensuality. Long story short, you're super fancy.

Pinot Grigio

You’re a highly-cultured woman with a taste for the farthest reaches of the globe. You’re very spiritual and connect to the world around you with ease. You're easy to talk to and an infamous hopeless romantic, free with your heart because you believe in the good in people. While you may trust a bit too openly, you always love to the absolute fullest.

Malbec

You’re a voracious reader with an eye for detail who enjoys classic authors like Hemingway, Steinbeck and Borges. Deep and soulful, you prefer the company of a few close friends rather than a crowd. You have deep thoughts about the world and find pleasure in long, profound conversation as opposed to chatty banter.

Rosé

You're the definition of a girly-girl and bubbly and personable, which makes you an ideal guest at any party. People always find you easy to be around and a pleasure to sip on. Pink isn't just a color — it's a lifestyle.

Cheers!

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