I’ll admit it: I’m a total and complete weirdo. I find random things funny that most people just roll their eyes at, and I don’t care who knows about my weirder traits. In fact, I feel sorry for the so-called “normals” who have to live their life stuck with their boring personalities. It’s way more fun to be weird, people. Come to the dark side. You know you want to.
If you’re one of us, the following five products will delight and amaze you. If not, then you just found the perfect wish list for the weirdos in your life. You’re welcome.
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These Cat Butt Magnets That Add Major Quirk To Your Fridge
Look, cat butts are just plain funny. There’s no getting around it. And while most people may not want to decorate their home with feline posteriors, you’re not like most people. You’re weird (in a good way, of course), and you want everyone to know it.
So why not add some bizarre fun to your fridge with this set of six Kikkerland Cat Butt Magnets?
These Emergency Underpants That You’re Gonna Want In An Emergency
I’m one of those people who’s always imagining the worst case scenario and therefor needs to be prepared for any situation. Mini tool kit? In my trunk at all times. Can of pepper spray? On my key chain. Mini sewing kit? In my purse.
Emergency pair of underwear? This can get tricky, since you’re always afraid of them falling out of your bag in public. Thank goodness for these Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water! BTW: These make a GREAT gag gift for the weirdos in your life.
This Pencil Sharpener That Your Nosiest Coworkers Will Love
Using a dull pencil is one of my biggest pet peeves. There’s just something so unsatisfying about it, and there’s nothing better than sharpening a pencil into a perfect point to achieve the thinnest line possible. Okay, so there are probably a few things better than this, but it’s up there.
So why setting for a boring traditional pencil sharpener when you can choose this WackyWhims Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener instead?
This Unicorn Horn That Adds A Touch Of Magic To Your Feline Friend
Being a crazy cat person is weird enough, so don’t you think you could stand to add just a bit more weirdness to your life?
Well, you’re in luck! This Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats was made for you. Just slip it on your favorite kitty and bask in the majesty that is your newly acquired Unicat. You’ll never be able to go back to life without this magical creature.
This Squirrel Feeder That Provides Hours Of Entertainment
Okay, so you don’t really have to be weird to enjoy this one, you just have to have a somewhat unique sense of humor.
This Accoutrements Horse Head Squirrel Feeder will have you and your family crowded around your window waiting anxiously for a squirrel to come along and use it, and be transformed into a ludicrous-looking horse in the process. Trust me on this one. After the first few times you’ll forget all about TV and the internet. It’s that funny.