Eve Peyser is a politics writer for Vice, so she knows words. And she recently used her vast knowledge of words to show us exactly how bad Ivanka Trump is at knowing words. Hint: Ivanka Trump is very bad at knowing words. She's used many of them in the wrong way on many occasions. In addition to being a complicit cog in her father's quickly-disintegrating machine, she's just not very good at using the English language.
Luckily for us, Peyser has compiled Ivanka Trump's misused words into one nifty Twitter thread. They're all there, folks. And they're simply stunning.
First, Peyser posted a screenshot of what looks like an interview with Ivanka in Us Weekly.
a running list of words Ivanka Trump doesn't know how to use: relative, albeit https://t.co/IHg2xFcI1E— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508856348.0
Let's not forget when Ivanka unintentionally insulted her baby nephew with her use of the word "otherwise."
who could forget her infamous "otherwise" tweet? https://t.co/XANxpJNQxM— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508856419.0
If we take a quick stroll down memory lane, we'll come upon the moment in which we all learned that Ivanka doesn't know what "complicit" means.
She also doesn’t know what “complicit” means https://t.co/eR8NxONTmB— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508857318.0
"And I had had such easy pregnancies, that in some way the juxtaposition hit me even harder."
what does Ivanka think "juxtaposition" means? https://t.co/MhGikQVXQJ— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508868878.0
It's not even clear what she's trying to get at when she uses "overlay" here:
weird use of "overlay," Ivanka https://t.co/F1nuC9mSIF— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508869069.0
Ivanka Trump doesn't know what a birthday is.
throwback to when Ivanka didn't know how to correctly use "happy birthday" https://t.co/rnf2xzDpr1— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508871261.0
In this snippet, Ivanka doesn't get a word wrong, per se, but she's needlessly repetitive.
ah yes, Ivanka, competitions tend to be...highly competitive https://t.co/8ZJO3eqg1m— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508871283.0
As Peyser points out, Ivanka's been confused by words for at least several years now.
it turns out Ivanka has been confused about "otherwise" since 2015 (or otherwise!) https://t.co/oveAG0KqrW https://t.co/Gn2mBlZWtP— eve peyser (@eve peyser)1508875221.0