Buckle up, everybody! Ivanka's in the news again!
This time, it's because she claims to have had a punk phase. Let that sink in a sec. Ivanka Trump. Punk phase. Having a hard time picturing it? You're not alone. The entire Internet did, too.
Ivanka's mother (and Donald's ex-wife) recently published a memoir entitled Raising Trump.
Ivanka Trump: I had a punk phase https://t.co/VYQPEqLzg4 https://t.co/r1ZjgNQ2N8— The Hill (@The Hill)1508266324.0
Here's an excerpt from that chapter:
via: TwitterOK, Ivanka. We have some questions. First of all, what are these "corduroy jeans" you're talking about? Are they corduroy pants, or are they jeans? Secondly — and correct us if we're wrong here — you dyed your hair blue for a couple hours, and that makes you punk?
There's one more huge issue with Ivanka's "punk phase" claim. Namely, the look the describes is not punk.
That’s. That’s grunge. You were into grunge, Ivanka. https://t.co/u7L4bIiHWj https://t.co/kMhPYRziJt— shauna (@shauna)1508270549.0
As you might imagine, the Internet was swift with its response.See, Ivanka? This is what you would look like if you had a punk phase. But you didn't.
Maybe she heard an Avril Lavigne song once?
Ivanka Trump's alleged punk phase consisted of listening to Sk8er Boi and relating to the girl who said see you later boy— Orli Matlow (@Orli Matlow)1508269989.0
Like this one, where Ivanka is clearly, 100-percent, decidedly not punk.
via: TwitterJust why, Ivanka? Why did you make this claim? Next thing you know, she'll be claiming to be some kind of feminist! Oh, wait...