Jimmy Fallon, host of The Tonight Show and king of epic hashtags, recently asked the Internet to share why your kid is a weirdo.

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Let's just say, his fans didn't disappoint.

The best thing since sliced bread.

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He makes a good point.

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Stranger danger!

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It looks like therapy is working.

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Are shoes puppet coffins?

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When you gotta go...

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Candy crushed.

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Flash the bat signal!

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It's good to have goals.

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They grow up so fast.

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Let it go...

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And goes nuts when he hears a can opener.

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At least it's dark out?

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Third time is a charm?

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Everything has its place.

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Well, that's logistically disturbing, among other things.

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Don't ask.

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Going to Flavortown!

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Maybe up the fiber a bit.

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Sure, don't worry at all...

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Watch him try to keep a straight face while reading them live.