Jimmy Kimmel Just Said He’d Go to Alabama to Fight Roy Moore

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Roy Moore is the Republican nominee for the Alabama state Senate seat. He’s been repeatedly endorsed by Donald Trump. He’s also been repeatedly accused of sexually assaulting, harassing, and stalking teenage girls when he was about twice their age.

It’s not a good look, but because the GOP has no backbone or morals, he’s still in the race, and now he’s doing more foolish things, like challenging Jimmy Kimmel to a fight.

As you can probably imagine, it didn’t turn out very well for Roy Moore…

One of the people yelling was a pro-Moore guy who shouted that Moore is a “man’s man.” “Does that look like the face of a molester?” he shouted. “Does that look like someone who hits on teenage girls?” This guy (who was eventually escorted out of the event) turned out to be comedian Tony Barbieri, who is most well-known for appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! as a character named Jake Byrd.

He taunted Kimmel, telling him to “come down here to Alabama” and “mock” his “Christian values” “man to man.” Icing on the cake is that Moore linked to a Brietbart article covering his challenge. And the icing on that icing (this cake has a lot of icing) is that you can see in the preview of the article that Brietbart got Tony Barbieri’s name wrong. They call him “Rich Barbieri.” C’mon.

“Sounds great Roy — let me know when you get some Christian values and I’ll be there!” OUCH! And so true. This is, after all, a pedophile claiming to have more Christian values than Jimmy Kimmel.

D.C. and Hollywood aren’t bigoted toward southerners. They’re bigoted toward bigots. And pedophiles. Roy Moore happens to be both a bigot and a pedophile, and he also happens to be from the South. It just worked out like that.

Ultimately, Kimmel accepted Moore’s request to fight, and honestly, we can’t wait to see it actually happen. We are assuming that it will actually happen. Obviously, the Internet had a lot to say about this golden exchange…

You know, because Roy Moore likes to prey on children? He was actually banned from a shopping mall because of his habit of pursuing teenage girls when he was in his 30s. Ew ew ew.

He won’t debate Doug Jones, is seemingly terrified of transgender people for no reason, and preyed on children. Not quite the “man’s man” he thinks he is.

Call us crazy, but molesting teenage girls doesn’t scream “Christian values” in our faces. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Roy Moore kept trying to get up and get his punches in, but Kimmel shoved him to the floor and stood over him while he flailed and cried. And we all got to watch. Too good.