Guys, it's finally official, after over a year of dating, another celebrity power-couple is tying the knot. JLo and A-Rod are having a wedding where I can only imagine every guest's name will be shortened to a first initial and last couple of letters. I expect an invite, of course. And I guess I'll sit on the Bride's side, as my name does start with a J.
There's no date set because they just got engaged, but you can be sure to be hammered over the head with one once it's finally announced. I'm just out here hoping they televise it, Bachelor-style. And if they don't, well, they're missing out from millions of dollars from this thirsty American public. No judgment, America.
Side note, does anyone but me love a good celebrity engagement where both celebs are past their primes but still settle down with a filthy rich partner because why the heck not? I image their lifestyle is just insane.
JLo is getting married again.
They shared their engagement where all celebs share important news these days.
via: InstagramInstagram. Because, you know, she has 88.5m followers, so we're not going to knock her.
Alex officially asked over the weekend while the couple was vacationing.
via: InstagramI don't need to get engaged, I just want to have enough money to go to wherever they're vacationing. Is that too much to ask?
“She said yes."
The 43-year-old former Yankee posted the same photo on his Insta while they held hands.I really want to know who took this photo. Because on one hand, it looks really nice, but on the other hand, it looks like it was taken on an iPhone.
Here's me hoping they stopped some random tourist and asked them to take their photo and totally made some random tourist from Missouri's day.
via: InstagramThat's a really specific hope, but it's real.
People Mag claims the engagement was a total surprise.
via: InstagramAlways a risk, A-Rod. But I guess when you've spent most of your life as a professional athlete, you don't really get nervous anymore.
They made it official in the Bahamas.
via: GettyOkay, that's a reasonable vacation spot. I was expecting like Richard Bronson's private island or something.
And despite it being a total surprise, JLo was "ecstatic."People Magazine reported her as being "lukewarm," but we're not here to judge. I bet she really was thrilled because they're super cute together.
This is JLo's fourth engagement.
via: GettyAgain, no shade, all facts. She was previously engaged to (and then married) Ojani Noa, Cris Judd, and Marc Anthony. In case you'd forgotten.
JLo also has two twins from her marriage to Marc Anthony.
via: GettyThey're fraternal twins, son Maximilian, and daughter Emme.
Alex has kids of his own as well.
via: GettyTwo kids with his ex-wife of 10 years, Cynthia Scurtis.
It has not been a quiet relationship for the couple over the last two years.
Us Weekly reported way back in 2017 that the couple was close to getting engaged.
“We’re both Leos; we’re both from New York; we’re both Latino and about 20 other things."
Jose Conseco had this to say about the engagement.
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my e… https://t.co/jrcSLtzcVW— Jose Canseco (@Jose Canseco)1552266473.0