Guys, it’s finally official, after over a year of dating, another celebrity power-couple is tying the knot. JLo and A-Rod are having a wedding where I can only imagine every guest’s name will be shortened to a first initial and last couple of letters. I expect an invite, of course. And I guess I’ll sit on the Bride’s side, as my name does start with a J.
There’s no date set because they just got engaged, but you can be sure to be hammered over the head with one once it’s finally announced. I’m just out here hoping they televise it, Bachelor-style. And if they don’t, well, they’re missing out from millions of dollars from this thirsty American public. No judgment, America.
Side note, does anyone but me love a good celebrity engagement where both celebs are past their primes but still settle down with a filthy rich partner because why the heck not? I image their lifestyle is just insane.