25 Jokes That Are So Stupid They're Genuinely Funny | 22 Words

Have you ever heard a joke so completely cringe-worthy that you can’t help but laugh at it? We’ve complied a whole list of them for your enjoyment! Not to mention that laughter is, supposedly, the best medicine for anything that weighs on you.

That being the case, get ready sample a few of the worst (best) puns, dad-jokes, and goofy riddles that Reddit has to offer.

Let's start off with a couple punny jokes.

I find that whiteboards are remarkable. -mysuperlamename

I love painting. I'll paint almost anything. Anything, except horizons. That's where I draw the line. -shdwtrev

Why couldn't the life guards save the hippie? He was too far out. -Dolphin_Farts

Here’s a joke for Alaskans and / or geography buffs:

My fourth grade teacher asked me what the capitol of Alaska was. I told her I didn't know. She told me I did. I disagreed, but she persisted. -actual_factual_bear (The capitol of Alaska is Juneau, you know!)

If you send an e-mail to someone in jail, are you allowed to attach a file? -professorbrainiac

Any fans of the periodic table?

"Wanna hear a Potassium joke?" "Yeah." “K." It also works if they say no. -Coffeypot0904

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. -KaboomBoxer

I’d still go to this zoo.

I went to the zoo the other day, but they only had one animal, and it was a dog. It was a shihtzu. -Rommie557


Two men walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it. -Camzyy

Why do you only need one egg in french? Because in french, one egg is an œuf. -jbkjbk2310

Every lame-joke list needs a few prime elephant gags!

A squirrel is living in a pine tree. One day he feels it shaking, looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel asks: "What are you doing climbing my tree?" "Well, I'm coming up here to eat some pears," says the elephant. "You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears." "Well I brought my own pears." -Gerb-TBD

Q: How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? A: It's easy, just take the "S" out of "safe" and the "f" out of "way". After a few minutes of confusion and insisting that the take the "f" out of way, they'll usually get exasperated, and you respond with "Exactly. There's no effin' way". -crckthsky

What did the elephant keep in his glove compartment? Nothing. He only had a trunk. -GreenLightLost

The past, present, and future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense. -sockfullofshit

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyathinkhesaurus. -3shirts

Marine humor?

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!" It's better said than read. -Hamsternoir

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the ‘p’ is silent. -Summer-in-Nebraska

I like the joke about a the comedian who used to say: "When I was a kid, I always told my friends and family that I wanted to grow up to be a comedian. They all laughed at me! Well, they're not laughing now!" -PM_ME_YOUR_THESES

A guy came up to me and said, "Nothing rhymes with orange." And I thought, "No it doesn't". -RushdieVoicemail

So close, yet so far away!

Three guys were marooned on an island. One day, they found a magic lamp and, when they rubbed it, a genie popped out. "Normally I grant three wishes to whomever rubs my lamp, but since there are three of you, you may each have one wish" The first guy walks up and says, "I wish I were back in Los Angeles with billions of dollars in my name and a wife who will never leave me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy walks up and says, "I wish I were touring Europe as a rock superstar, with all the fame, fortune, and excitement that comes with." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy, impaired in mind, watches the other two disappear in confusion. He walks up to the genie and says, "Hello sir, can you help me? I'm lonely, I wish my friends were with me." -BobMarker

Not quite a Rick-roll…

Rick Astley will give you anything you ask for; just name it and he’ll give it to you. Anything, except his favorite Pixar movie. He’s never going to give you Up. -ladyoffate13

What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K., rolling. -Boobu-festuu

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket. "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?" -JacobMBuss

The Dad jokes strike again!

My dad once asked me, "Hey, son, did you hear Oxford removed 'gullible' from the dictionary?" Of course I responded, "What the heck for?" to which he cracked up. -KolhiiHead

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire. -MarionESteadman