Queer Eye's resident hairstylist, Jonathan Van Ness, is arguably the most desirable haircutter since Edward Scissorhands - and this guy is real.
Seriously, though, I don't think that there's anyone on the planet that wouldn't want one of the fab five to let loose on their life to make it that little bit more fabulous.
Anyone that wouldn't want to welcome the Queer Eye team into their home would likely be persuaded once the open arms of Netflix's gay supergroup taught them what love really is.
I swear, there's no one that the Queer-Eye guys couldn't get to re-think their homophobic agenda, or at least get to drop their guard a little bit.
Heck, if they were let loose on President Trump's precarious comb-over, they could probably get him to stop threatening Iran and improve Trans rights.
A possible finale for Season 5?
But, before that, let's talk about Jonathan Van Ness. More specifically, let's talk about Jonathan Van Ness' powerful style and how he destroyed the Emmy Awards Red Carpet this weekend.
I mean, did you expect anything less?
I told you!
Imagine Jonathan Van Ness cutting your hair. Imagine them telling you how beautiful you are. A dream really— jëšśę (@jëšśę)1568330441.0
Jonathan puts people at ease.
Nothing's stressful when Jonathan Van Ness is around.
Van Ness can get you to take your guard down.
Queer Eye is all about people letting their guard down.
Once the contestants let down their guard, the barrier that they put up to the world, they are open to the help of the Queer Eye guys. You can't watch an episode of Queer Eye and not learn something. Each contestant is different and each narrative goes in a different direction, and yet there is something that we can all relate to, we can all understand.My favorite Queer Eye has to be S3, EP 3: "Jones Bar-B-Q"."
The Queer Eye team helps people become who they've always wanted to be.
It's no easy task. To help people be who've they've always wanted to be, the team must really see them. No contestant ever knows who they want to be or how they need to change their lives for the better. It's during the week that they spend with the Fab Five that they are able to realize their own potential.The Queer Eye guys have faced their own challenges.
What makes the show so good and relatable is that the Queer Eye boys don't pretend to have been overnight successes. None of the guys pretend that it's been easy for them to feel comfortable with who they are. One of the reasons that they can relate to the contestants so well is because, at times, they have been just as low.The importance of having friends you can be open with.
Jonathan has stated how important the Queer Eye family has been for them.
Jonathan has been breaking down boundaries his whole life.
We were also crying!
How does Queer Eye do it? I’m in tears at Jonathan cheerleading in a poncho and heels???— Katie Veitch🐕 (@Katie Veitch🐕)1563538720.0
It's no surprise that Queer Eye has won so many awards.
Queen of the LBD.
Van Ness is a gender non-conforming fashion icon.
Sam Smith made a nod to JVN when they came out as non-binary.
These are activists and leaders of the non binary/trans community that have helped me and given me so much clarity… https://t.co/RgPv5NSFfq— samsmith (@samsmith)1568385854.0
Van Ness has become an icon for the LGBTQ+ community.
Jonathan was recently the cover of Gay Times. Captioning images from the shoot, Van Ness put "Let us breathe!" - a powerful message for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community which often feels suffocated and unable to be their true selves.Van Ness has a way with words.
It's no surprise that Van Ness has a chart-topping podcast.
This was never about topping charts, it was about having a creative outlet that was mine, but it was too slow, peop… https://t.co/NFoEcPwb91— Jonathan Van Ness (@Jonathan Van Ness)1530885509.0
Van Ness is not one to be private about his highs and lows.
Who could possibly hurt Jonathan Van Ness?
In a bid to prevent fans from harassing his ex, Jonathan posted on Instagram, saying: "Please don’t go in on Wilco, he doesn’t need the anger & I don’t want to see him suffer so just know I’m all good & sometimes people break up — Love you all so much."Van Ness hasn't let the breakup ruin his thunder.
Jonathan Van Ness' dress was striking.
What are friends for, right?
Fans have made some interesting comparisons...
@jvn @jvn rocking the blue bow like Toulouse 😻 https://t.co/7gL0I1bfTY— Ingrid Garcia (@Ingrid Garcia)1568568749.0
Celebrating diversity.
@jvn @jvn, my 10 year old daughter just saw this picture of you and said, "Yasss Jonathan! Work it girl!" 💙 Thank y… https://t.co/YG1UQEJpWg— Dusty💙🐕🐈🌻 (@Dusty💙🐕🐈🌻)1568584490.0
Jonathan has a power that is unrelenting.
@jvn Your outfit breathes life back into me thank you— bee (@bee)1568588629.0
Queer Eye is back in November.
We back Nov. 1st w special episodes of Queer Eye: We’re in Japan! https://t.co/ujlABejbCO— Antoni Porowski (@Antoni Porowski)1567729190.0