Listen, kids are some of the stupidest creatures on earth. But it's not like it's their fault — if you'd spent nine months gestating in a womb, only to be expelled into some sort of sterile, empty room where a man in a white lab coat and face mask slaps you on the butt, you'd be disoriented too. Like, that is a weird situation to find yourself in, isn't it?
Being alive is an entirely new situation for kids, and you'd probably do some stupid things as you tried to adjust too.
And yet, that doesn't mean the stupid things kids do aren't hilarious.
The Subreddit /r/KidsAreStupid finds the most ridiculous moments of kids acting, well, stupid and puts them on display for the entire internet to see. Check out some of the funniest dumb things these kids have done that will have you shaking your head and saying, "man, these kids are stupid."
'Round and 'round we go...
via: RedditWhen my son Seth was little, he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillow case and swing him around. I know it's insane and the only reason I'm telling you now is because they are grown up and I can't lose custody of them. - jchases99
Maybe this could have been explained a little more clearly.
via: RedditKid describes color to a blind person. - Jammiedodger2000
Burn it alllllll down.
via: RedditA child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount. His mom walked out of her room and saw this. - @adamcarriker94
No one tell him.
via: RedditKeep your toddler busy by letting them paint the fence with water. - talynmitchell23
And to think, he could've been Spider-Man. Or Iron Man. Or any man, really.
via: RedditI just want everyone to know that my two-year-old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween. - chickcag
A real whodunit...
via: RedditI had to work overnight last night and while taking a nap today I was vandalized. I have a picture and have detained two suspects, but one is not cooperating. The only one who can speak blames it on the four-legged suspect who has no hands to pull off such a stunt. - Buff_52
"Of course it's happening in your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it isn't real?"
via: RedditMy four-year-old nephew asked me to draw him Harry Potter, and then excitedly shouted "I'LL DO THE LEGS!" - @sophiaallenx
via: RedditMy sister just had a baby. She brought her home today and my other niece was so pissed she packed up all her sh*t and tried to leave. - chinchuberry
A true inspiration.
via: RedditMy kid swallowed a penny while showing his little brother how he accidentally swallowed a simm key the day before. - StumpedatUserName
The con is on.
via: RedditMy son has been very picky lately, but he loves Taco Bell. So I made a homemade meal and put it in an old Taco Bell bag. And IT ACTUALLY WORKED. - [account deleted]
Gonna make that boy swoon.
via: RedditThis is the look I genuinely though Joe Jonas was going to see me wear and fall in love with me in 2008. - @Emily_Runnels
RIP fish bro.
via: RedditWe put my son to bed and we're in the living room watching a movie when we hear a noise in his room. We called up to him and he said it was his drawer that made the noise. 10 to 15 minutes later, I go to pee and look in his room and see his little chair up to his dresser and the lid from his fish tank on the ground. This is what we find... UPDATE: now he's upset because he killed his fish and said he just wanted to pet it. - ShaRoyal
"I guess I will build a life here."
via: RedditMy son after trying to get back down from washing his hands. Just hanging there... helpless... - fiteMILK
via: RedditOne time my uncle put a wig on my cousin's head and told him it was permanent. - nyzoran
I lie motionless on the ground when they don't match.
via: RedditI walk out of Target to the scene of a child lying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said, "He's upset his gloves match his jacket." - @SparkyROAR
It was make an album. That was it. That's all she did.
via: RedditFound my old diary entry from 2000. - malissatran
You can tell those older kids are good at Pokemon because they captured an animal smaller and weaker than themselves.
via: RedditMy two older children were trying to lay out all of their Pokemon cards, but the youngest kept intervening, so they duct taped him to a chair. - EthanLond11
He could be anywhere...
via: RedditMy four-year-old son thinks he's a ninja so my wife took a picture (before he was in the frame) and showed him. He absolutely thinks he's invisible in front of our black appliances.
Gotta admire the bravery.
via: RedditKid snuffs out his birthday candle with his face. - TheNeutralParty
via: RedditThis kid asked me for some Skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight. @HussSrour
via: RedditMy friend's kid learned that his teacher can see everything he does in Google Docs today. - wildshapes
Hey... even an adult could make that mistake...
via: RedditMy little sister wondered why her screen didn't work... - Annoying_chicken_69
What more do you need?
via: RedditFirst grade me apparently believed the world consisted of only New York and Florida. - vrmtts
At first I thought he'd dug a tunnel through the carpeted floor.
via: RedditAt least he's warm. - PictureBuyer
Notoriously, red is a color that inspires hunger.
via: RedditSome kid took a bite out of the cardboard at McDonald's. - SausageSnagDog