Ah, the innocence of childhood. Kids have a mammoth imagination, and while their artwork is usually not good enough to be worthy of framing, it's at least entertaining. Whether it be a drawing of a family member that's just a bit too honest, a surprisingly dark depiction of violence, or something completely innocent that ended up looking anything but, there's a reason why parents tend to save the drawings their kids create for years.
If the stresses and everyday monotony of adulthood have been getting you down lately, the following 30 pics of kid's drawings gone horribly, horribly wrong are sure to be the perfect cure. They also might prompt you to give your Mom a call and ask for photographic evidence of your own disturbing childhood creations. But, if she happens to send you some treasures, do the right thing and be sure to share them on social media for the rest of the world to enjoy.
This not-quite-right Buzz Lightyear
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This exciting profession
Sure, this Mom tries to insist that she actually works at Home Depot selling shovels and is, in fact, not an exotic dancer, but she's not fooling anyone. That drawing is just a little bit too accurate.This impressive chef
This one has a double whammy. Not only does this drawing of Dad feature a very suggestive hat, but it also claims that he's the "best cock ever."This loving portrait
The Facebook caption for this photo says:
"My son drew his sister. Those are fairy wings of course and not a giant pair of floppy boobs!"
Riiiiiiiight.
These raindrops
This looks like the worst type of rainstorm to get caught in.
In fact, I'm guessing that umbrella would do nothing to protect you from those raindrops.
This sketchy bus
Attention parents: Do NOT allow your children to get on a a bus that says "sex lift."
Nothing good can come from it.
This kind gesture
This kid's heart was definitely in the right place, but his execution was all wrong.
You can tell from this poor child's face that this guy is not helping the situation.
These "scissors"
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This dark drawing
If you've ever seen a horror movie featuring a weirdly dark little kid, you should know that it always ends horribly. This babysitter needs to get out of the house NOW.This whistle-blower
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These turntables
The caption to this photo reads:
"And one night while we were listening to old school rap he drew two turn tables. I was just glad he didn't draw a microphone too."
We all are.
This teacher's pet
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This "Coke" can
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This...fish?
"My son drew this last year in kindy!" says the caption.
"It's supposed to be a fish with its tail out the bottom there."
I....don't see it.
This festive Santa
The most accurate name for this drawing should be "The year Santa ruined Christmas and we never spoke of it again."
Seriously, what is that even supposed to be?!
This sharply dressed demon
What a lovely afternoon that wasn't even spoiled by that nasty old demon. Although, he does totally rock that top hat.This sweet card
"When your son draws a picture of himself flipping the bird on your Mother's Day card," says the caption.
Hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
This spaceman
The placement of that futuristic laser gun is unfortunate. Especially considering the laser happens to be yellow in color...This Christmas cap
"My 4-year-old son's drawing of Santa. Yep, that's his hat. It was on the wall at preschool! I noticed the drawing and then realized my kid drew it," says the Facebook caption.
What a proud moment.
This peaceful day in the woods
What a beautiful representation of sisterly love. Hey, what older sibling didn't want to sacrifice their younger brother or sister to the alien gods at one point during their childhood?This monkey business
You people need to get your minds out of the gutter!
This is obviously just a darling drawing of a monkey and a lion playing leapfrog.
This helpful firefighter
If I were this firefighter, I would frame this drawing and hang it in the fire station for all my fellow firefighters to draw inspiration from. And, quite honestly, to get a good laugh from.This summertime activity
I think he means beach, but I really can't say for sure.
Maybe that's just his adorable pet name for his favorite pal.
This sweet depiction
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This majestic lighthouse
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This relatable Mom
Well, of COURSE, this Mom likes drinking wine. What Mom doesn't?!This adorable dino
The caption of this photo says "My son's pic of a 'Dinosaur' from when he was 4! He is now 10. This is stored in the 'When he's 21' box."
As a soon-to-be parent, I'm totally making one of these boxes for my own son.
This confusing giraffe
Who taught this kid what a giraffe was?! Because they failed miserably.This long-necked friend
"This is the start of my son's dinosaur he drew when we were out at Lonestar for tea about a month ago," says the caption.
"Hubby and I couldn't stop laughing."
This lovely flower
This parent said she "laughed so hard I almost cried" after her child's kindergarten teacher sent her this pic.
What kind of flower is this?
A PEE-ony?
...I'll let myself out the door.