Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look dissected.
TikTok’s famously sharp-tongued star, Nonna Fina, has done it again—delivering brutal fashion verdicts on the world’s most glamorous red carpet: the Met Gala.
Viral grandmother’s reputation explained.
Nonna Fina is a Sydney-based Italian grandma who skyrocketed to TikTok fame thanks to her unfiltered opinions on celebrity outfits.
Her granddaughter Maddie runs the account, posting weekly fashion reaction videos featuring Nonna’s signature “no mercy” takes.
Nonna has built a reputation for being the only critic bold enough to say what everyone else is too polite to post.
Her catchphrases have gone viral, her reviews are fan-favorites, and her approval is rarer than a good celebrity apology.
Now, she’s turned her sharp tongue to the 2025 Met Gala, the most watched—and most judged—fashion event of the year.
Nonna’s brutal take unveiled.
Several stars felt the sting of Nonna’s brutal, hilarious takes.
Singer Chappell Roan’s dramatic pink ensemble? “Looks like pyjamas,” Nonna deadpanned.
Sabrina Carpenter’s micro-mini and blouse mix got a confused stare: “Top is office, bottom is beach. I don’t get it.”
Model Miranda Kerr wore a bold black sculptural gown. Nonna blinked and said, “Oh, Mamma Mia,” in the least impressed tone imaginable.
As for Rihanna’s Marc Jacobs outfit: “Looks like she tied a jumper the wrong way round,” she snapped.
Kendall Jenner’s retro gown got Nonna’s cautious approval: “A little boring, but elegant.” Final score? A respectable 8 out of 10.
Reactions to Nonna’s Met Gala reviews detailed.
“The only reason to care about the Met Gala is Nonna’s reviews,” one follower wrote.
“Please get her on the carpet next year with a mic,” another commented. “Savage Nonna needs her own show.”
What started as a joke in Maddie’s living room is now a global event in itself.
“She doesn’t care who they are,” Maddie said in an interview. “If it’s bad, it’s bad.”
While stylists, designers, and editors argued over looks, the internet unanimously crowned Nonna queen of Met Gala commentary.
Forget Vogue. Forget Fashion Police. TikTok’s Nonna is the only post-Gala content that matters.
Kim’s Met Gala fit described.
This year’s theme, “Superfine: Tailoring Black Style,” honored the artistry and cultural significance of Black tailoring, with a dress code titled “Tailored for You” .
Kim Kardashian showed up in a black leather corset dress by Chrome Hearts, layered with a massive string of white pearls .
The hourglass silhouette was extreme—rumors flew that she needed help just to breathe on the stairs.
She paired the leather with pearls twisted down one shoulder and left the bottom half dangerously sheer.
Strange detail in Kim’s outfit identified.
Nonna took one look and raised her brows: “Nice, but… it looks strange,” she muttered, visibly confused.
Her final score? “Six.” And she said it like it was generous.
“Why does she have a necklace on the side for?” Nonna asked. “It’s not bad, but it looks like it fell.”
To Nonna, the entire thing looked like a wardrobe malfunction disguised as style.
“She gave Kim Kardashian a six and called her necklace ‘lost’—she’s the only person I trust anymore,” joked one fan.
“She needs to be on the carpet, with a chair, a cup of tea, and a microphone,” one commenter declared.
Nonna’s savage observations are iconic.
Whether it’s leather, lace, or a literal garden on your head, Nonna will have notes.
It wasn’t the corset or the heels—it was the lopsided pearl placement that broke the illusion for Nonna.
Love her or fear her, Nonna Fina is officially the most-watched voice in fashion—one pearl-roast at a time.
In a world of fashion fluff, Nonna Fina remains the sharpest needle in the haystack.