Are you a sauce-aholic? You always drown everything on your plate in an awesome array of sauces and one packet of Ketchup seems like a sad cry for help for those who have no creative taste buds?
You're a flavor fanatic, and you have no shame about your sauce indulgence. For those of us who can't live without all the sauces, you know how exciting it is to try a new one or even create a new combination of flavors. Well, in the world of sauces, we've got some amazing news. Heinz has announced a new sauce and it's the best of both worlds but not for the faint of heart.
Get ready to dive into Kranch, the ketchup and ranch infused sauce that is going to change your life. We all already mix those two sauces in a messy and beautiful way so it's about damn time we got a bottle that does the job for us. Kranch has some strange siblings too; Heinz is just getting started with their combination sauces so read on because it only gets weirder and more amazing.
You're a sauce connoisseur.Some people have a very strong love for sauces. It's not a habit, it's a lifestyle choice and it truly enhances every meal.
You can never have just one.There always needs to be an array of sauces, and if there's not, the meal is just not the same.
Basic is boring.It's easy to judge others who choose just ketchup or just mustard. They are basically saying they live a boring life.
You can mix it up, no judgment.So you mix your mayo with barbeque sauce; basically, you're a genius!
Live life on the wild side.Mixing sauces is a sign of adventure and bravery, so stay close to those friends that don't hold back at the sauce bar.
But it gets kind of tiring.Constantly seeking new sauces and having to mix your own combinations is getting tiring. Why can't someone support your sauce addiction and just make it easier for you?
Get ready to fall in love with a hybrid.Heinz is listening and they know just what we need. Get your fries ready because they are about to be in sauce heaven.
Kranch sauce is here! Reply with #KlaimMyKranch and #Sweeps and we might just give you one of the first 100 bottles… https://t.co/BwWFuDnQFA— Heinz Ketchup (@Heinz Ketchup)1554292887.0
It's the mash-up we needed.
Drunk with power, Heinz releases next condiment mash-up: Kranch https://t.co/5H5dPkDTwf (via @thetakeout) https://t.co/FFLBO4qcxT— The A.V. Club (@The A.V. Club)1554400445.0
It's a lot to take in at once.I know you're excited, possibly overwhelmed. Kranch is the heavenly condiment we have been waiting on for so long. And this isn't the first time Heinz has made a beautiful mashup. Keep reading and you'll see more crazy sauce hybrids.
The internet is very pleased.
Inbox: NEW CONDIMENT ALERT: Ketchup + Ranch = HEINZ KRANCH is here. https://t.co/3G5FyEVpH6— oh the horror laura (@oh the horror laura)1554319291.0
The name may take some getting used to.
But really, "Kranch"? Sounds like the last name of that terrible third grade English teacher everyone hated. I me… https://t.co/86cBZI568Y— Some call me Jay (@Some call me Jay)1554402416.0
Some people have already ruined it for us.I'll probably never get this image out of my head. I will try my best to disassociate this image from the holy and heavenly Kranch.
He's got a point.
@KrangTNelson It is, to be fair, marginally better than its competitor product, Retchup.— Darth Vadose (@Darth Vadose)1554390888.0
Don't knock it before you try it.
Us Now: lol KRANCH??????? Us in 2 Weeks: Yo, I’m pickin’ up some more Kranch anyone need any? https://t.co/TlPoWQiFF1— comedycentral (@comedycentral)1554395060.0
It's going to save us a lot of time.
@people This will save me so much time meal prepping.— Rachael Kimble (@Rachael Kimble)1554335369.0
It's coming to a store near you.
Some people already have their hands on it.
But don't get crazy.
Kranch has some hybrid cousins.This isn't Heinz's first rodeo when it comes to mixing condiments and selling them on your shelves.
Here's the whole family.
.@HeinzKetchup_US dropping #Kranch on the world today, a mixture of Ketchup + Ranch. Question: you can only choose… https://t.co/tndV3ovfmb— Cass Anderson (@Cass Anderson)1554295690.0
I have to admit to being intrigued by “Mayocue” - they gonna sell that in the store?— Leslie Mac (@Leslie Mac)1554402597.0
There's always going to be haters.There was some backlash online and a few people were grossed out by the idea of these sauces mixed together in bottles.
There's also Mayochup.
I hope this mayochup isn’t a joke, my life will be complete 😍— amy louise (@amy louise)1523377615.0
It was one of the original mashups.
Shout out to all of you punks who always said "Ewwwwwww" BEHOLD... #mayochup 🍟 🍔 https://t.co/KD5MiQbf2v— Artistic Boundaries (@Artistic Boundaries)1512681745.0
But Americans had to fight for this sauce.
Want #mayochup in stores? 500,000 votes for “yes” and we’ll release it to you saucy Americans.— Heinz Ketchup (@Heinz Ketchup)1523470628.0
Heinz liked to tease their fans.
Thanks to the fans of Mayochup, our saucy family is growing! Which flavor mashup are you most excited to dip into?— Heinz Ketchup (@Heinz Ketchup)1551820634.0
They had a great time messing with everyone.
@jimbofrapp Just feeling inspired. https://t.co/tEzQoTTgYJ— Heinz Ketchup (@Heinz Ketchup)1552077576.0
Thank heavens it wasn't this either.
@codyolo 😉 https://t.co/hoLJgWsh5b— Heinz Ketchup (@Heinz Ketchup)1552073275.0
Some expert advice.
If you're genuinely grossed out by "mayocue" and "mayomust," you should probably know practically every burger join… https://t.co/qKgO5lEjxx— Iron Spike (@Iron Spike)1551973893.0