Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Accidentally Propositioned THIS Actor to Have a Threesome With Them

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Everyone has said something embarrassing in a social situation. You’re nervous, you’re meeting someone new, you try to make a good first impression, and … bam. Word vomit.

While it can be mortifying for you, it’s highly entertaining for the people around you.

Luckily, we’ve got a story for you that’ll make you feel a WHOLE lot better about your own faux pas.

He’s a British Pakistani actor who’s been taking Hollywood by storm since his breakout role as Jake Gyllenhaal’s doomed sidekick in Nightcrawler. Since then, he’s starred in HBO’s hit miniseries The Night Of, and appeared as Bodhi Rook in the first Star Wars Anthology film, Rogue One.

Known as Riz MC, Ahmed is a member of the Swet Shop Boys and has released critically acclaimed albums both solo (Microscope) and with the group (Cashmere). His song “Immigrants (We Get The Job Done)” was featured in the chart-topping Hamilton Mixtape and won him an MTV Video Music Award. Most of Ahmed’s music is political in nature, and he’s been working to raise money and awareness for Syrian and Rohingya refugee children. His activism earned him a spot on the cover of Time‘s 100 Most Influential People 2017.

We know this may be a pretty bold statement to make, but come ON. Look at him! He looks like a Disney prince!

Take our girl Kristen Bell, for example. The actress has got it bad for Ahmed, and her husband was quick to let him know during her first encounter with the studly star. Bell told the entire embarrassing-but-hilarious story during Buzzfeed’s Truth or Dare Jenga after being asked about her “craziest celebrity encounter.”

The painfully awkward exchange between Ahmed and Bell’s husband Dax Shepard starts innocently enough. “He goes ‘Riz, I just want you to meet my wife. Riz, this is Kristen.'” Meeting someone you’ve got a secret crush on is always uncomfortable, right? Just wait. It gets SO much worse…

“She finds you very attractive,” he continued. Apparently, Ahmed was left speechless at Shepard’s comment. “And then it was like, crickets,” said Bell of the exchange.

“You could tell by the look on his face that he was like, ‘Is this a trap? Are they inviting me into some type of weird situation after the Globes?'” she said. The amount of secondhand embarrassment we’re feeling right now is all too real.

“… and then I just kind of walked away.” We’re not sure if just walking away was the best option or if it just made things worse, but we’d probably do the same in that situation.

Case in point, this photo from their wedding. As Bell breaks down in tears, Shepard openly laughs in her face. So romantic.

“He’s obsessed with attention, so he’s constantly making jokes to try to get me to give him more attention or to get me to giggle. And you know, he was a stand-up comedian, so I’m living with a comedian.”

Or who knows? Maybe he was actually considering their proposal. We’re guessing a threesome with these two would be, at the very least, entertaining.