If Fort Lauderdale and bowling alleys are the most exciting places The Bachelor can bear to take us this week, then MY GOD, we need some drama. And Krystal is just the unhinged lunatic to deliver it. While Krystal’s purpose on the show is primarily to drive her cast mates to star in their very own episode of Snapped, her purpose for the viewing audience at home is to provide us with something to tweet about.
Here’s why we need Krystal’s special brand of Krazy in our lives.
Chelsea gets the first one on one date, then pretends like she’s Kate Winslet on a rented yacht.
At dinner, Chelsea opens up to Arie about her ex dumping her.
Whoever is pouring this kind of glass of wine is MY TYPE OF PERSON. #TheBachelor https://t.co/q6nllUjlBT— Taylor Dukes (@Taylor Dukes)1517275715.0
Krystal is sick of fighting these thirsty chicks for Arie’s time, but she’ll have to do just that - at a bowling alley.
Krystal sulks upstairs in a bathrobe, thus scoring a one on one date with Arie by way of a hissy fit. Genius.
Arie has nothing to fight about with the rest of the women, so he just resorts to kissing them.
Becca K was Aries’s first date, but she’s already yesterday's news.
“I was his first date and I plan to be his last.” – Becca K. #TheBachelor https://t.co/G4RrSd3nMc— The Bachelor (@The Bachelor)1517277127.0
Tia gets the second one on one date, which is just as country as she is.
"I feel like I'm falling in love with you" - Tia #TheBachelor https://t.co/I0TaEbLiV4— Good Morning America (@Good Morning America)1517279182.0
Krystal fights with everyone before the rose ceremony. Which is awesome.
But Krystal is done too! And she has fake glitter!
Or was she just spooked by Arie licking them? (Because I was.)
Arie, it's flu season. You might not want to do that. #TheBachelor https://t.co/W0HE9SC3ZN— Good Morning America (@Good Morning America)1517275544.0