The Kardashian family is a cultural phenomenon.
In 1,000 years (assuming the Earth still exists at that point), anthropologists are going to look at the media we consumed throughout the 21st century and wonder what the heck we were all thinking when it came to the Kardashians. Somehow, humanity has acknowledged the fact that we don't really care at all about them and yet are simultaneously low-key obsessed with everything they do.
Case in point is the fact that you clicked on this article to read it. You don't actually care about Kylie Jenner's as-yet-unconfirmed pregnancy, do you? And yet, here you are.
Like we said, they're a cultural phenomenon.
Now, onto the latest on Kylie's as-yet-unconfirmed pregnancy. People are pretty sure they've solved the mystery...and there's a huge twist.
Earlier this month, Khloé finally confirmed her own pregnancy.She and her boyfriend Tristan Thompson are expecting a child in 2018. Finally. We've been waiting for this confirmation ever since the rumors started going around a few months ago. In case you're keeping track (and you are), that's two confirmed new members of the Kardashian family: Kim and Kanye's baby (who is being delivered via a surrogate) and now Khloé and Tristan's. But what about Kylie? Rumors of her own pregnancy dropped before the ones about Khloé's did.
The family released a series of photos to celebrate Christmas which only added to the mystery.
DAY 24- CHRISTMAS EVE https://t.co/xK4BVXTd6h— Kim Kardashian West (@Kim Kardashian West)1514133613.0
Well, we have one main question:
I really wish I didn’t care.. but where tf is Kylie ?— Little Bird (@Little Bird)1514267200.0
If we're being honest, we actually have a lot of questions about this photo.
Me: I literally don’t care at all about the Kardashians Also me: what’s with that Christmas card where’s Kylie is… https://t.co/FE1L1Yq0Vv— Kira Kosarin❄️ (@Kira Kosarin❄️)1514170474.0
Just last month, Kylie posted this photo on Snapchat:
hmm whys kylie buying tampons if she’s pregnant🤔 @KylieJenner https://t.co/iPGJz8f4rD— Cara Fagan (@Cara Fagan)1509911126.0
Twitter user @bradleyxo posted these (admittedly very grainy) photos of what definitely appears to be a pregnant Kylie Jenner wearing a large coat.As grainy as the photos are, they're the best evidence we've seen of a pregnant Kylie. But those pictures aren't exactly recent...
@bradleyxo soon posted an update saying that the photos of a very pregnant Kylie were actually taken in September.Thus, *Duh Duh DUHHHHHHHH* Kylie may have already had her baby.
Yup! This is the new theory Kylie's fans have, and they're sticking with it.It's not the craziest theory we've come across. It would also probably explain Kylie's absence from so many of the Kardashians' posts — including the Christmas card. Maybe she was too busy momming it up with her newborn child to put on a pair of jeans and pose with the fam.
It's definitely strange for a member of the Kardashian family — who makes a living off of the attention we give them — to remain out of the spotlight for so long.
y'all, Kylie already had that baby. It's time to accept what you know in your heart to be true: Kylie Jenner's baby… https://t.co/sUCwZa7INb— Tyler McCall (@Tyler McCall)1514303820.0