I hope you've seen this hilarious meme that's taken the Twitter world by storm. It's called the "ladies if he" meme, and it is everywhere right now. The joke is so popular, your parents have probably tweeted their own version– or made a Facebook status about it. Your grandparents have probably even gotten in on it too, including one in the next group email they send to your family.
But if you live under a rock, know that the "ladies if he" meme has been circulating the internet like crazy. The set up of the meme came from serious tweets about how men should treat their partners. But of course, like everything on the internet, people on Twitter got ahold of it and went crazy.
It goes like this: it starts with "Ladies if your man" and then lists a series of things "your man" might do. Then the punchline explains who the person in question is. Don't understand? Well, try reading some of the funniest versions of the meme we could find.
Let's get the ball rolling.
Ladies, if he: - Is slick as Gaston - Is quick as Gaston - Has a neck that's incredibly thick as Gaston - Shoots l… https://t.co/7zMQPxGI9m— Faith Moore (@Faith Moore)1543187293.0
Just to be sure your man isn't actually Gaston– maybe watch the movie a few times.Any man could be Gaston in disguise, so you can never be too careful.
Brands were getting in on it, too.
Ladies, if he: - doesn't return your texts - is pretty cheesy - is from Chicago - has some weight to him He is not… https://t.co/OiBLoZfv5N— Lou Malnati's Pizza (@Lou Malnati's Pizza)1543283773.0
And mostly we wanted you to look at this gif of delicious pizza.Mmmmm deep dish pizza.
This one is my personal favorite.
ladies, if he -makes math puns -is too busy playing Cones of Dunshire to text you -lives in the Calzone Zone -is a… https://t.co/xyoJzVCnvV— Elly Belle, notably not a woman 🔮 (@Elly Belle, notably not a woman 🔮)1543251584.0
If you don't know who Ben Wyatt is, please go watch it.And then eat a calzone for me.
If he's a single mom who works too hard...
Ladies, if he: - a single mom - who works too hard - loves her kids and never stops - with gentle hands and the… https://t.co/ERNJLdlv2G— acab virgo (@acab virgo)1543259725.0
Could Reba be your man?We can't be too sure.
There were music ones, too.This one works really well. Shoutout to all the Mr. Brightside fans!
Really any song that contains a list is perfect for it.The meme is still going strong.
You know someone got GGBO in there.
Ladies, if he: - doesn’t return your texts - always criticizes the results of your hard work and withholds praise… https://t.co/sRAc9bKvIG— Great Bakes, Hot Takes (@Great Bakes, Hot Takes)1543150943.0
I think it might even get a Hollywood handshake.MAYBE.
The Thesaurus even had a go.
Ladies, if he: - makes you sound better - usually means the same thing - finishes your sentences He's not your man. He's a synonym.— Thesaurus.com (@Thesaurus.com)1543184657.0
Of course, there were lots of Office references.
Ladies, if he -asks you specifically not to cheat on him -loves Burlington coat factory -used the dating profile u… https://t.co/lFOUYI1Byw— Michael Gary Scott (@Michael Gary Scott)1543179069.0
Who else would create a fun run to cure rabies?Literally nobody else, only Michael Scott.
Be careful, your man might be this famous ogre.
ladies, if he -doesn’t text you back -doesn’t ask you to hangout -always with a donkey -constantly asks you get ou… https://t.co/wceNBAeI8W— Borgore (@Borgore)1543272015.0
Beneath his layers, he is not your man.Unless you are Princess Fiona.
This one needs a photo.
Ladies, if he: - doesn’t introduce you to his parents - never calls you back - has four feet - smells like potato… https://t.co/gWoGDs6R0r— kim (@kim)1543167156.0
Gritty made many appearances in this meme.
Ladies, if he's: -perfect He's not your man. He's Gritty— Charlotte Wilder (@Charlotte Wilder)1543273099.0
That and breaking things.We love you, Gritty.
The Monterey Bay Aquarium used the meme to teach us something!
Ladies, if he: - doesn’t respond to your texts - oh hey cool you’re reading the tweet - ah the good ol’ meme-forma… https://t.co/m2JM4xtGF4— Monterey Bay Aquarium (@Monterey Bay Aquarium)1543367028.0
But aquatic mammal facts are always appreciated.As is this great GIF.
Chipotle had to chime in.
Ladies, if he: -doesn't return your texts -doesn't introduce you to his parents -smells like chicken -is wrapped in… https://t.co/WuqiOgpvGn— Chipotle (@Chipotle)1543270690.0
If only Lin Manuel Miranda was my man.
Ladies, if he -never returns your texts -makes you beautiful mixtapes -tweets incredibly supportive things each we… https://t.co/QMxxNTA6Da— Jessica Kantrowitz (@Jessica Kantrowitz)1543238419.0
Ah, there he is.We also love you, Lin.
People used the meme to roast their local public transportation.Harsh but it's true.
This one takes a little bit of thought.
Ladies, if he: - ████████████████████ - ████████████████████ - ████████████████████ - ████████████████████ He’s not… https://t.co/d12AvD1A6Q— JPat Brown (@JPat Brown)1543265640.0
ladies, if he’s: -a smooth talker -slow rocker -he’s got everything that a girls wantin -guitar cutie -and play… https://t.co/tEnwf3e0rd— liz (@liz)1543256701.0
ladies, if he: • expects you to clean the house • is trying to rush you into marriage • dreams of being an actor •… https://t.co/R09eoYULiA— viking (@viking)1543181221.0