There are so many reasons to adore Macaulay Culkin and his most recent life update has gotten the whole internet swooning (and feeling incredibly old).

Kevin McCallister has just welcomed his little boy into the world!

And the internet is overcome with joy. And a little bit of confusion...

Now, we all know Macaulay Culkin.

He may well be the original child actor.

He's part of the Culkin brother dynasty.

Who have pretty much dominated the world of child acting.

Sure, in his later years he's been less of a megastar ...

He's certainly remained in the public consciousness.

Whether it's bizarre stunts like this:

Or his pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band (look it up).

But one area you may have totally missed out on?

Culkin's hilarious Twitter presence. But we're here to change all of that!

And the most iconic of all?

Our boy is a dad! Macaulay's rep confirmed the news to E! News and also shared the baby's name: Dakota Song Culkin, in honor of the actor's late older sister, who tragically died after being hit by a car in 2008.