Macaulay Culkin absolutely thrives on Twitter - but his latest announcement has some feeling weirdly emotional ...
We all know Macaulay Culkin.
He may well be the original child actor.He's part of the Culkin brother dynasty.
Who have pretty much dominated the world of child acting.Sure, in his later years he's been less of a megastar ...
He's certainly remained in the public consciousness.Whether it's bizarre stunts like this:
Or his pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band (look it up).But this week, Culkin hit a birthday milestone.
And celebrated it with some hilarious tweets. Which, let's face it, are basically his specialty at this point ...I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1545587863.0
Me too! https://t.co/Y24cIHLNlM— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1545856820.0
Go home @Walmart, you're drunk. https://t.co/Z0IHNJrcE5— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1545428533.0
Wow this tweet went crazy! Um... Check out my SoundCloud? Is that what the kids say?— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1540057698.0
I'm actually available for babysitting gigs... https://t.co/rrZGdXwpNA— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1545422827.0
I was on the shortlist for the Spice Girls until Mel B showed up to audition. #MackFactsFriday— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1547219729.0
I was originally cast as the lead in Air Bud, but they replaced me because I looked "too human" and kept "peeing on the cameras."— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1544552102.0
Hey @Eminem can I rap on your next album? I can flow, look: Yo I'm Macaulay Culkin, and I'm here to shout, Learn… https://t.co/ACdr24PaQf— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1546535377.0
Clue (the movie) is the original Escape Room (the movie).— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1547137986.0
84% match! https://t.co/exTB9zsLsa— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1546136477.0
I've yet to find a level of enthusiasm that tops "Holy shit look at this giant potato chip!”— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1546973532.0
WOAH did you guys know go-gurt is just yogurt? https://t.co/QMkM087Rlo— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1538751049.0
My New Year’s Resolution is to eat more weird cheese. What’s yours? #2019goals— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1546356113.0
One time I switched all the Swiss Chard and Kale bundles around at Whole Foods and NO ONE EVER NOTICED. #MackFactsFriday— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1545421950.0
Dogs and cats don’t lick themselves for hygiene purposes, they do it to show off. Buncha show-offs.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1546886582.0
I call this screenshot: A Study In Contrast https://t.co/Ppz0lgSfEE— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1546708954.0
My Collie Culkin. https://t.co/BuGmtVJH6d— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1540412353.0
🤦♂️ We should have voted for John Candy... https://t.co/ntwB2UDmD8— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1529785469.0
If you read the bible in reverse, it’s about the world’s population killing each other until there’s only 2 people… https://t.co/t39gHn0qJz— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1571421043.0
I like flowers, because they’re like grass that put on a fancy hat.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1566226348.0
I just woke up and saw I was trending. Can someone explain what's going on? Did I die again??— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1582751048.0
Hey @Disney, call me!— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1565215328.0
I love fog, because it’s the closest I’ll ever get to being hugged by a cloud.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1560789536.0
Hey, say what you want about the Bible, but it’s the #1 reason I stopped accepting fruit from talking serpents.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1552585051.0
If I were a train engineer, I would be constantly worried about fights breaking out on the top of my train.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1548862408.0
If you think you know a British actor but can’t place them, they’re either in Game Of Thrones, Harry Potter or both.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1553175629.0
It’s like looking into a mirror… An incredibly handsome, brooding mirror. https://t.co/kvIvdTDlSz— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1571711165.0
Hey @Drake I'm right here, bro. DM me. See you at the BBQ. https://t.co/GTHMKg6LWU— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1559524679.0
Don’t think of them as “nectarines.” Think of them as “way better peaches.”— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1567092087.0
Juice is fruit blood. Discuss.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1554394274.0
I'm right where I belong... surrounded by VHS tapes. #90s https://t.co/wFduKLlzIV— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1540156423.0
Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars 1. Making ramen https://t.co/gPL0DDtHVP— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1520207936.0
#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult? Me neither. But just in case you’re… https://t.co/vlllwfXGTK— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1545238865.0
It's bullshit that fantasy football doesn't have any wizards in it.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1568043874.0
Where’s the size limit between a cupcake and a cake? Is there a point where a “Large cupcake” and “a small cake” is… https://t.co/xqWt355RAV— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1570806016.0
I'm a total natural. https://t.co/Fb82hZtINr— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1564940488.0
How do you send an otter a cease and desist? https://t.co/WHdPYR4k8f— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1574012954.0
Seriously. Google it. This wasn't a joke. Froot flavor.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1550260928.0
Merry Christmas to me, from all of you! My new middle name has been chosen. You voted and the winner is clear.… https://t.co/ZmwOLL89cr— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1545750950.0
I was supposed to be the voice for the original Yoda, but they passed because I “wasn’t born yet.”— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1554931630.0
Yep, Macaulay has turned 40!
Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1598476404.0
He shared in in a typically hilarious way.
It's my gift to the world: I make people feel old. I'm no longer a kid, that's my job.— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1598482344.0
And as for his aims for the future?
Since I'm 40 I think it's about time to start my midlife crisis. I'm thinking of picking up surfing. Do you all have any suggestions?— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1598477392.0
Simply genius.
Do any of you have photoshop skill? Can you put my head on a surfer so I can get an idea of how cool I'd look?— Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)1598477477.0