If you happened to tumble down the mouth of that cave that Aladdin fell into, and you were the one who found the Genie's lamp, what would you wish for? World peace? True love (in loophole form)? Unlimited dogs?
What about unlimited money? Because that's what happened(ish) to a bartender from Australia back in 2011, and only now is the picture starting to become clear: unlimited ATM withdrawals every day for 4 months that eventually lead down a rabbit hole of money, drugs, sex, and a breakup we've all experienced at least once. This is the story of Dan Saunders, and how he managed to get away with it.
Author's note: I wrote this story while listening to Donna Summers' I Feel Love on repeat, and I suggest you do the same. Okay, now with that disclaimer that no one will listen to out of the way, let's jump in.