We all love getting pampered every once in a while, right?
Some people opt to get massages. Others head to the mall for some retail therapy (or just buy a bunch of stuff online because — come on — it's the 21st century). But one of the ultimate luxuries is getting a manicure. Being able to sit down, relax, and have someone else trim, shape, and paint your nails for you is probably about as close as most of us will ever get to royalty.
It's also so fun to pick out what color of nail polish and the style of manicure that you want. Should you go with decals? A French tip? Gels? Acrylics? The possibilities are pretty much endless.
HOWEVER.
After doing some poking around on the Internet, I'm beginning to think that maybe the possibilities shouldn't be endless when it comes to manicures.
'Cause there are some that really give me the heebie-jeebies.
They're impressive, sure. I don't want anyone to think I'm throwing shade at the talented nail artists behind these looks. But they're also just straight-up freaky.Like this one, for instance:
It wasn't enough to have lifelike ears on their fingernails, apparently. They had to add earrings, too.Grab the fly swatter!
These are equal parts beautiful and horrendous. No, wait. The scale is definitely tipping solidly toward "horrendous." (Still impressive, though!)Imagine trying to bite these.
I love chocolate! But I hate these.No butts about it!
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This. One. Is. The. Worst.
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NO. STOP.
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Is this worse? This is worse, right?
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The eyelashes.
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This is my nightmare.
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Remember that question I asked earlier?
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The dreaded "Hair Nails."
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I do not find this appealing.
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Another one?!
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For the succulent enthusiast.
Forget wiping your butt. How do you anything with these?Please make this stop.
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Finally!
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And this is how they clean the toilet.
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You've got ants in your pants?
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I love this caption:
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At least these are functional.
Nothing's worse than trying to eat when you don't have enough clean silverware. And I'm sure these are always very clean.Trying to fit in?
I can so clearly hear the sound of these clicking together. Grossly. Is it normal to hear a still image?Beautiful.
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That's where my keys are!
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I heard you like Cheetos.
So I made your nails look like Cheetos! That's how this works, right?At least this one's useful.
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Want a manicure?
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I'm lovin' it.
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