Man’s Hilarious Rant Reveals How a Starbucks Mix-Up Sent Him To the Toilet…11 Times

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Normally, an order gone wrong just means your sandwich has pickles in it when you hate pickles. You send the food back, eat what you originally ordered, and get on with your life.

Well, that’s not always how it goes. Sometimes the repercussions from an order goof-up are a little more serious. Yet somehow more funny at the same time…

Sometimes the server just mishears you. It’s pretty easy to see how cheesecake and cheese sticks could get confused, but there are definitely worse things to end up with in life than eight cheesecakes.

That looks like the most expensive plate of nothing ever.

That’s kind of brilliant. You can’t even be mad at that.

“Open your eyes, Linda.”

Looks like you’re eating an ostrich or something… Weird. But sometimes, a wrong order can have far worse consequences than you can imagine. And that brings us to the worst of the worst.

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You’re probably inclined to be a little embarrassed and less upset the first time around, but when it happened twice in a month, frustration will lead you to share the (ugly) details in the name of shaming the company behind the distress.

Okay, nevermind. It’s freaking hilarious. We don’t want to laugh at another person’s misfortune, but Demit at least seems to be having some fun with it himself so it’s probably okay to laugh.

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Unlike many ingredient swaps, soy milk is often a preference due to a medical condition or lactose intolerance, not just a desire to be picky.

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I’m not sure if this comment advances the conversation, but it sure is funny. That’s what you get for sharing a poop story, I guess.

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Clearly, his day had hit a terrible speedbump for the second time this month, so it’s hard not to feel sorry for the guy. But how did Starbucks respond to the distress they caused Demit?

‘Scuse me, Ryan, but what else do you need to “better understand how this happened”..?

Hey Starbucks, I found your new PR person right here. Sorry, Ryan, you’re out. Willow is in.

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Sometimes it’s just a matter of taste, but when you’re on the toilet ELEVEN times, I would say that’s a pretty big issue.

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Come on! How is this HIS fault? Sounds like someone’s either trolling or a very, very, very big jerk.

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For many, it’s just fuel to get going, and for others, maybe they CAN’T taste the difference. Especially when they’re not looking for it. Here’s to hoping that this is the last such incident Demit or any other lactose-intolerant customers have to deal with for a while.