It’s all over the news today: There’s a new tell-all about Donald Trump, and people can’t wait to get their hands on it to read just how unhinged the man who currently has access to the nuclear codes actually is. The book was so hotly anticipated, in fact, that it was released a full four days before it was originally scheduled to be available. When it comes to Donald Trump, people want to know every single sordid, unsavory, and unsanitary detail.
Excerpts from the book have already been making headlines — such as the fact that Trump apparently eats from McDonald’s because he’s afraid of being poisoned. (Yes, that’s real.) But one story in particular — involving a bunch of gorillas — has also been making the rounds. There’s just one thing you should know about the gorilla story, though. It’s completely made up.