Getting the body you want is sometimes a losing battle. For some people, no matter what they eat or how much they exercise, their bodies stubbornly look exactly the same. Well, now there's a wearable abdomen that can instantly change your appearance to fit a particular trending body type — with zero effort. And, as an added bonus, you can carry your keys, headphones, and even beer in it. If you're currently thinking "WTF?" read on...

There's a lot of pressure on dads to be perfect.

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OK, it's hard to even type that with a straight face. Who are we kidding? Dads are celebrated as heroes if all they manage to do is put their daughter's hair in a ponytail. Dads are terrific and important, but, let's face it, we cut them a ton of slack. Our expectations are low. So low that we've come to love and accept the concept of the "dad bod."

Dads come in all shapes and sizes, just like moms.

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Is it fair to hold the dad bod up as the ideal? Some guys just can't sit around eating chips and drinking beer all day. They're too busy being super-fit athletes, and we need to accept them too. All dad bodies are beautiful. Let's not fit shame.

Finally, there's an easy way for those poor, fit athletic types to attain the perfect dad bod.

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What's a guy to do when he wants to be soft and bulgy in the middle, but he just can't seem to fill out a 4- inch waistband? The struggle is real.* *This struggle can't possibly be real.

Every dad wants to be the best dad he can be.

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What dad doesn't want to match his cute pregnant wife? Why do women get all the fun of weight gain and having to throw out all their pre-baby clothes? Dads can't make their feet grow two sizes and never go back, forcing them to tearfully give away all their cute pre-baby shoes, but they can get fat. And for those who don't really want to get fat, but want to look like they got fat, they can now do that too.

Finally, no matter how lean and fit you are, you don't have to look it.

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Without all of the effort of letting yourself go, you can look like you've let yourself go! Don't worry, you can still get up at 4:30 a.m. for those long runs, but you no longer have to look like you do. Someone invented an accessory that lets men everywhere could rock a beer belly without having to drink a ton of beer.

The answer to none of our prayers: the DadBag.

Yes, you're seeing that right. It's a fanny pack (bum bag for those of you across the pond where "fanny" means something totally different). And it looks like a fat hairy belly.

It comes in an assortment of colors so you can get the gut you want!

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Really extra hairy? We've got you covered. Sunburned? Check.

You too can proudly display your dad bod and no one will know!

Maybe he's born with it? Maybe it's Budweiser? Shhhh, we won't tell your secret.

OK, now the secret's out.

The Dadbag looks like a real gut until you go pulling things out of it like some kind of freaky kangaroo.

The bag is still just in the prototype phase.

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This amazing item isn't in production yet. It's still in the "genius concept" stage of development. But people have seen it and they have opinions...

I had a baby come out of me like that once.

It is a little disconcerting to see people have surgical births of inanimate objects while out and about.

Not everyone loves the Dadbag idea.

This product definitely isn't for everyone.

What do you think?

Hilarious gag gift? Would you actually wear it? Or is it utterly stupid?