There are some really brilliant comedians out there today. John Mulaney. Maria Bamford. Your dad. What? Yes, that is correct. Dads, in all their dad glory, are the funniest human beings on the planet. The funniest thing about dads is how funny they think they are. Dad jokes have become a phenomenon for a reason, that reason being that they are hilarious. Some dads take up the mantel of dad-ness with a level of pride that is actually super admirable.
They are so proud of their dad status that it is sort of like they were waiting their whole life to become a dad just so they could start making the dad jokes they had always dreamed of making. The dads featured in this list should honestly be in the dad hall of fame. Chances are your dad has done at least one of the things on this list. It's like all dads have a dad joke code that they live by. I'm just glad we all get to witness the genius.
Dads really do have an incredibly strong brand.When you see a dad, you can recognize him immediately. Maybe it's the New Balance sneakers or the twinkle in his eye...
Shopping at Hollister
My breakfast burrito is leaking and I don't have any napkins in the car. #dadhacks https://t.co/T5aOcVgCnF— Joe Fain (@Joe Fain)1498238297.0
Mike Dolan everyone. The man can’t be tamed #classicdad @PodfathersShow https://t.co/bCSl9AJQRu— Sean Dolan (@Sean Dolan)1537633570.0
Left a noteDads are always leaving notes claiming that they've been abducted by aliens. This is a real boy-who-cried-wolf situation. When it really happens, you won't believe him!
Me: "I need to get a nice highlighting pallet" Dad: *dead serious* "I have some in my laptop bag" #classicdad https://t.co/M4ZF3LgeNJ— Nichole Esh (@Nichole Esh)1486683980.0
Patty's protective goggles
Reluctant pup owner
"dad could you take a pic of us" *gets phone back* #classicdad https://t.co/Z4CU0h8U13— Bridget (@Bridget)1512326622.0
My dad is the only person I know that would take a picture with McDonalds workers while on a trip. #ClassicDad https://t.co/sgMMTE89dI— Gabe Wasylko (@Gabe Wasylko)1465850274.0
Dad in the back
priorities Me: is getting interviewed after winning a scholarship My dad: taking a selfie with Ronald McDonald https://t.co/MAZTNLzL7y— iqra (@iqra)1495210324.0