These Are the Daddest Dads That Every Dadded

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There are some really brilliant comedians out there today. John Mulaney. Maria Bamford. Your dad. What? Yes, that is correct. Dads, in all their dad glory, are the funniest human beings on the planet. The funniest thing about dads is how funny they think they are. Dad jokes have become a phenomenon for a reason, that reason being that they are hilarious. Some dads take up the mantel of dad-ness with a level of pride that is actually super admirable.

They are so proud of their dad status that it is sort of like they were waiting their whole life to become a dad just so they could start making the dad jokes they had always dreamed of making. The dads featured in this list should honestly be in the dad hall of fame. Chances are your dad has done at least one of the things on this list. It’s like all dads have a dad joke code that they live by. I’m just glad we all get to witness the genius.

Dads really do have an incredibly strong brand.

When you see a dad, you can recognize him immediately. Maybe it’s the New Balance sneakers or the twinkle in his eye…

Shopping at Hollister

Maybe it’s the headlamp he uses to shop in Hollister. What? It’s too dark in there!

Burrito diaper

Oh my gosh, every burrito should be served like this. This is genius! This would solve all leaky burrito problems.

Heater rules

Dads don’t understand that you don’t have to torture yourself in the cold. The heat exists for a reason. Use it!

Step ladder

This is such a good dad joke that it makes me a little mad. I know I’ll never be a dad, so I’ll never come up with a joke this good.

Tiny Crocs

This picture is so funny I can’t look at it for too long, otherwise, I scream with delight. Tiny dog Crocs! Come on!

Mr. Bean

This is terrifying. My roommates and I had a Michelle Obama cutout and a Robert Downey Jr. from Sherlock Holmes cutout in college, and we used to do the same thing. So scary.

Guitar protection

Your kid can poop their pants. Whatever. At least your guitar is safe. Such a dad thing to do.

Left a note

Dads are always leaving notes claiming that they’ve been abducted by aliens. This is a real boy-who-cried-wolf situation. When it really happens, you won’t believe him!

Punny

Dad with the scientific work puns. But actually, should he be barefoot around all that acid? I’m concerned for his safety.

AA meeting

Get it? Because they are AA batteries. This is one of those dad jokes where you roll your eyes, but you still can’t help but laugh.

Apple watch

Dads often put in an obscene amount of effort to pull off their dad jokes, and that’s why they are so good.

Highlighters

Aw, dads. I love it when they’re genuinely trying to be helpful but they literally don’t understand what everyone’s talking about.

Halloween costume

This is simultaneously great and terrifying. He clearly loves his cat so much since he made an exact replica of his face.

New skin

Raise your hand if your dad just buys new versions of the exact same clothing items when they get old and ratty. Yeah, I thought so.

Martini dog

This is super funny, but I can’t help but think it’s a little cruel to dangle a tennis ball inches from the dog’s face like that.

Patty’s protective goggles

This is possibly the best picture I have ever seen in my entire life. I don’t know what else to say about it. It’s perfect.

Reluctant pup owner

This is so real. My dad was not a fan of getting a dog. Cut to a month later and they’re both falling asleep snuggling each other.

Trick selfies

Oh my gosh. My fiancé does this all the time. I can see his future dad bits developing as we speak. Scary.

Selfie time

Of course, your dad takes pictures with random strangers. How else is he supposed to constantly embarrass you in public spaces?

AirPod Dad

When Dads get shiny new technology gadgets, they can’t help but show them off every chance they get, even if they don’t know how to use them.

Dad in the back

Look, priorities. Sure, the kid is cute, but right now, dad needs that beer. At any cost.

Fyre Fest

Is Fyre Fest a grilling competition, hahaha. Ahh, the innocence of dads. It’s so cute.

Workaround

When your feet are dirty but you are too lazy to actually clean them, this is what you do. Obviously.

Blue balls

I thank goodness every single day that neither of my parents is very active on social media because this is a nightmare.

Ronald McDonald

Dads will get the clown selfie no matter what. They don’t care what’s happening in the foreground.

Clean sneaks

Wait… This dad is cleaning his dad sneakers with glass cleaner because he is going to Outback Steakhouse for dinner? This is the best.

Fitness

If your dad is a mail carrier, he needs this t-shirt. This is the uniform for all dads who are mail carriers.

Eclipse glasses

Get it? For the eclipse. Got to be safe. Safety note: Do not wear these and look at the eclipse. I don’t think they are safe at all.

Giant cutting board

Why do these even exist!? What do you do with those?! Share this with someone to make them laugh.