Viral mom’s shocking s** drive formula exposed.
A Houston mom’s brutally honest explanation for her nonexistent s** drive is stirring up a storm on social media.
Mom’s theory unraveled.
Maddie Muhs, mother of two toddlers and talent agent, broke down her libido in a viral Instagram video last month.
Her formula? “(Hours of Sleep + Number of Real Meals Eaten While Seated) x Partner Support ÷ Number of Annoying Comments He Made – Number of Times Touched by Children = Mom Libido.”
With eight hours of sleep, three full meals, and a helpful husband, her final answer was brutally clear: “Not an f—ing chance.”
She factored in roughly a thousand toddler touches throughout the day — a major libido killer.
Muhs said her husband had “no notes” on the formula but warned her it would “piss off a lot of men.”
Reactions to formula revealed.
And indeed, the comments exploded — some cheered, others seethed with outrage.
One fan wrote, “Yes!!! I just sent this to my husband!” showing strong support.
Another joked about adding husband bathroom breaks to the formula — because why not?
“Women in STEM,” quipped another, applauding the scientific spin.
But not everyone was on board — some called her a “trap,” accusing her of neglecting her husband’s needs.
“Don’t get married and have kids if you refuse to meet your husband’s needs,” one commenter snapped.
Another complained, “Women using this as an excuse not to have s** but also don’t want their husband to cheat.”
Mom’s defence confirmed.
Muhs fired back, highlighting that post-baby pressure isn’t just about looks but also about reclaiming intimacy.
“Male hormones are wired one way — it’s always s**, s**, s**,” she said in an interview with Today.com.
For moms, she said, hormones, exhaustion, and clingy kids create a “touched out” state.
The endless physical demands of motherhood leave little room for desire, Muhs argues.
Expert insights clarified.
But this isn’t just about one woman — experts agree libido is a complex, personal issue.
Australian s** therapist Aleks Trkuljia says comparing your libido to others is a losing game.
Instead, Trkuljia advises watching for shifts in desire and communicating openly with your partner.
She stresses the importance of a safe, supportive relationship for nurturing desire.
“If your relationship feels safe physically, spiritually, and psychologically, you’re more likely to want intimacy,” Trkuljia told News.com.au.
The question then becomes: what kills the spark — and how to bring it back?
An Upper West Side couple swears by calendar s** for keeping their relationship fresh for 31 years.
Emmy-winning director Jay Lyons credits planned “romps” for their “one million times better” relationship.
Lyons and his wife Sofia started their routine soon after marriage and kids arrived in the ’90s.
They join 14% of couples who rely on scheduled intimacy, according to The Knot.
Even celebs like Jenna Bush Hager and Amy Schumer admit to timing their intimate moments.
Nick and Vanessa Lachey lock in “hump day” on the calendar for their weekly trysts.
Exhausted moms everywhere relate to viral truth.
The viral mom’s s** drive formula has ignited a fiery debate, splitting social media in two.
Bottom line? For exhausted moms, the libido math doesn’t lie — and the “not an f—ing chance” answer is resonating with thousands.