Ok, so maybe you aren’t the anonymous winner who won $1.08B from Mega Millions back in July. But then again…maybe you are? And even so, there are still a lot of great lotto prizes right now that you might be next in the karmic (or random chance) line to win! I mean look at these prizes coming up!
Upcoming lottery jackpots:Â
- Powerball: $236 million on Wednesday
- Euro Millions: $68.7 million on Friday
- SuperEnalotto: $45.2 million on Thursday
- TX Lotto Texas: $17 million on Wednesday
- EuroJackpot: $10.9 million on Friday
- Indiana Hoosier Lotto: $28 million
- Illinois Lotto: $21.5 million
- Wisconsin Lottery: $100,000 top prize on All or Nothing
- Mega Millions: One of America’s two big jackpot games, with Match 5 prizes up to $5 million
We did the math on what winning a Billion dollar lotto might mean as far as a sick haul in your amazon cart. Granted, after taxes, a Billion buckos is a measly $527.9 million in cash if you take the up-front payment (always take the upfront payment).
So what could you buy with $527,900,000? Well let’s just do a little research shall we? Let’s find the most expensive items on Amazon, and see how many of them you could buy with $527M? We’ll leave taxes out of it for now…maybe you can buy these as a “business expense” and claim them as a tax deduction?
Also, even though you’re a newly minted billionaire (ok, mega-millionaire), you’re no chump. So make sure you check the secret amazon coupons page before you check out!
Most Expensive Items on Amazon
And how many of them you could buy* with $527M. Sorted by lowest price!
*Yes, I know many of these are one of a kind. Don’t @ me.
Buy 36,157 of these $14k Cannon Super Telephoto Lenses
Now that you’re super rich, you’re going to have a lot of time on your hands. What better way to spend it than by being super creepy with this super-zoom lens that cost more than my minivan is currently worth? And you might as well buy 36k of them while you’re at it…
Pickup 33,305 of these dope $16k Hip-Hop Jesus Pendants
I don’t know how it works, but just in case it works like I was taught in Sunday-School, you’re gonna wanna be tight with JC if you get hella rich. So get iced-out and rep Jesus big time with 33 thousand Hip-Hop Jesus Pendants. You could keep one for yourself, and give the rest to your 33,304 closest friends!
Score 27,236 of these rad $19k Super Deluxe Racing Gaming Stations
Alright gamers, this is the dream – a super comfy reclining chair, versatile monitor mount for your beast of a rig, cup holders for those long gaming nights, and even side cabinets for all your snacks. So why not multiply that dream by 27,236? Cause with this mega win, you’re the king of the gaming world now!
Own 1,407,733 of these Smart Robotic Vacuums by Shark
You’re rich now. You can’t be bothered to vacuum your own houses. Ever dreamt of having an army of robots at your command? Now you can! With over a million Shark IQ Robot Self-Empty XL Vacuums, you can literally have one for every room in every house you own. Plus, they’re Wi-Fi connected and compatible with Alexa. So, sit back, relax and command your robot army to keep your cribs spotless!
Become the owner of 22,569 $23k Sony 4K HDR Laser Home Theater Projectors
Just won the lottery and craving movie night? Why not host the biggest movie marathon ever with 22,569 of these Sony 4K HDR Laser Home Theater Projectors? You could literally have a projector in every room of your house, your neighbor’s house, and their neighbor’s house! Talk about home theater goals!
Snag 19,071 of these $28k Crystal Vases with Gilded Roses
Just because you’re a multi-millionaire doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate nice things. Like this totally-extra, orange and green crystal vase with gilded roses! Why not buy 19k of these to fill your new mega-mansion? It’s the perfect accessory for the person who has literally everything else.
Snap up 16,496 of these $32k Benjamin Franklin Hand-Written Notes
Ever wanted to feel like National Treasure’s Nick Cage and own a piece of history? Here’s your chance! With your new-found wealth, you could own 16,496 pieces of history with these amazing Benjamin Franklin hand-written notes. Be the envy of all collectors!
Grab 37,202,255 packs of these Mr. Sketch Scented Markers
Ok so maybe these aren’t expensive, but even billionaries will take advantage of a killer back-to-school deal! Who knew life’s simplest joys could cost so little? Winning the lottery means you can spread joy like confetti – or in this case, like 37 million packs of Mr. Sketch Scented Markers. Keep a few for your inner artist and donate the rest to schools around the world!
Get 15,181 of these Rocky Marciano Autographed Boxing Gloves
Throw a punch like a pro…or at least pretend to with your very own set of Rocky Marciano’s autographed boxing gloves. And because you’re now sitting on a mountain of cash, why not buy 15,181 pairs? That’s enough to host your own boxing league… or the world’s largest shadow boxing class.
Get 14,517 of these rare $36k Elon Musk Signed Tesla Caps
If you’re a big fan of the tech mogul and SpaceX founder, here’s your chance to own not just one, but over 14k of these Elon Musk signed Tesla caps! Now that’s a collector’s dream come true!
Snatch up 11,471 of these crazy comfy $46k Leather Sofas
If you’re gonna be filthy rich, you might as well lounge in luxury! This leather sofa is so plush and stylish it will make your living room feel like a palace. And with 11,471 of them, you could furnish an entire kingdom… or just have a very, very comfortable mansion.
Scoop up 1,759,725 of these Robotic Pool Cleaners
Listen, when you’re a multimillionaire, cleaning your own pool is so passé. So, why not get yourself (and, I guess, the rest of the country) an automatic robotic pool cleaner? These babies are cordless and can clean for 90 minutes straight. Just imagine – over a million pools being cleaned at the exact same time. A clean pool revolution!
Get 11,385 of these Paul Stanley signed stage-used guitars
Ever dreamed of starting a KISS cover band? Well, here’s your chance. With your epic winnings, you could scoop up 11,385 of these badass guitars, each one personally jammed on and signed by the Starchild himself, Paul Stanley. Now all you need is that much face paint!
Get 10,837 of these luxurious $48k Full Body Massage Chairs
Ever had a long day of counting your millions and wished you could just get a massage? Well, with this Full Body Zero Massage Chair, your wish is our command. It’s so plush and comfy, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud. And why get just one when you can buy 10,837 for all your future mansion’s rooms!
Splash out on 8,577 pairs of these $61k Diamond Dangle Drop Earrings
Bling bling! Every time I come around your city… You’d be literally dripping in diamonds with these stunningly gorgeous earrings! And hey, with your new found fortune, why not get 8,577 pairs of them? You could wear a new pair every day for the next 23 years! Now that’s some serious sparkle.
Prep for when SHTF with 320,133 of these Jackery Solar Generators
Look at you, casually saving the planet while rolling in megabucks! This baby can power up your entire house – and you could buy more than 320k of them. You know what they say, sharing is caring! So why not share some Jackery Solar Generators with your neighborhood? Now that’s a power move!
Score 7,038 of these rare $75k Michael Jordan Autographed Cards
With this much cash, you could elevate your memorabilia game to legendary status. These aren’t just any cards, peeps. We’re talking about original Michael Jordan autographed cards from Upper Deck. Heck, you could own 7,038 of them! That’s like having your very own Hall of Fame!
Scoop up 264,347 of these LG OLED Smart TVs
You know what they say ‘Go big or go home.’ So why not a TV in every single room of your house? Heck, even in the bathroom! With this win, you can buy over 260,000 of these LG smart TVs. Each one’s got self-lit pixels for perfect blacks and incredible colors. And the AI-powered picture and sound quality? Simply out of this world!
Score 5,279 of these signed $100k Michael Jordan Rookie Cards
Imagine being the envy of every sports fan in your city, owning 5279 of these crazy expensive Michael Jordan Autographed Rookie Cards. You could build a fort out of them, play poker with them, or just casually drop into conversation that you’ve got a few thousand MJ rookie cards in your pocket. No big deal!
Bag 3,016 of these rare $175k Black Eagle Gold Pesos
Ever dreamt of having your own national treasure? Well, you just hit the jackpot! With this win, you can buy 3,016 of these super rare 1843 Black Eagle Gold Pesos. They’re so historic that even Nicholas Cage is getting jealous right now!
Grab 2,194 of these Extraordinary ‘Three Finger’ Brown Signed Baseballs
Remember when you struck out in little league and cried in front of everyone? Yeah, me too. But now you can buy your way into baseball glory with a cool 2,194 signed baseballs by Mordecai ‘Three Finger’ Brown! Imagine the bragging rights. Plus, they’re each worth a small fortune.
Make Baseball History with 1,654 of these $319k Vintage Baseball Cards
Alright, baseball fans, time to step up to the plate! With a cool $527.9 million, you could score a Home Run by snagging an impressive collection of 1,654 vintage Warren Spahn Baseball Cards. Get ready to be the envy of every sports memorabilia enthusiast on the planet!
Become the Sleep King with 813,706 of these $649 Sweetnight King Mattresses
Okay okay okay, I know what you’re thinking. Is this what it feels like to swim in cash? Now you can literally dive into a sea of comfy Sweetnight King Mattresses. With over 800,000 mattresses, you could build the ultimate mattress fort, or maybe just host the biggest slumber party ever. The possibilities are endless!
Dream on 6,633,576 of these Beckham Hotel Collection King Size Pillows
You’ll need some King-Sized pillows to go with your King-Sized mattress! With your Megamillions winnings, you could buy 6,633,576 of these super comfy king-sized Beckham Hotel Collection pillows. Not only are they the epitome of luxury, but they also keep cool and offer relief for those night sweats. Talk about sleeping like a billionaire!
Scoop up 1,645 of these $320k Derek Jeter Rookie Jerseys
Do you love baseball? Do you love Derek Jeter? How about enough to drop some serious coin on a game-used, autographed jersey from his rookie year? If you’ve got Megamillions winnings burning a hole in your pocket, you could buy over a thousand of these bad boys. Talk about an investment piece!
Score 1,613 of these $327k Autographed Mickey Mantle Cards
Hey there, baseball fan! Want to show off your love for the game in an extravagant way? Well with your new fortune, you could get your hands on not just one, but 1,613 autographed Mickey Mantle cards! Just think about it – a whole room dedicated to The Mick. Talk about a home run!
Get your hands on 1,289 of these $410k Rare Baseball Cards
When you’re so rich and don’t know what to do with all that money, why not start a hobby? But not just any hobby. Make it extravagant! How about collecting vintage baseball cards? And no, we’re not talking about those everyday cards. We’re talking about this ultra-rare T206 Christy Mathewson card! You can buy 1,289 of them… because why not?
Own 658 pieces of MLB history with these $800k autographed Cal Ripken Jr. Jerseys
You know what screams ‘I’ve got too much money’? Owning 658 game-worn, signed jerseys from baseball legend Cal Ripken Jr.’s rookie year. These babies aren’t just t-shirts, they’re pieces of sports history! So go ahead and build that baseball-themed wing in your new mega mansion, it’s not like you can’t afford it with these Cal Ripken Jr. signed jerseys!
Grab 645 of these rare $818k Hockey Slabbed Vintage Cards
Talk about a power play! Winning the lottery means you can afford to be the go-to guy for vintage collectibles. Why not snap up 645 of these super-rare, one-of-a-kind hockey cards? I mean, who doesn’t need multiple copies of a 1911-12 C55 Imperial Tobacco #38 Georges Vezina RC PROOF card, amirite?
Acquire 479 of these rare $1.1m Silver Morgan Dollar Coins
If you’re a coin collector and a millionaire, you’ve basically just hit the jackpot… again! This piece of history could be all yours, 479 times over! Grab these 1884 S American Silver Morgan Dollar Coins, and watch your buddy’s coin collections turn green with envy!
You could buy 411 of these $1.2 Million Signed Baseballs
Ever dreamed about owning a baseball signed by Josh Gibson? Well, I bet you never thought you’d own 411 of them (even though there is only 1)! It’s not just about bragging rights; this is a piece of history, and with your new Megamillions wealth, you can afford to have a piece of sports history in every room of your 411 mansions!