Advertising is very important for fast food places because there are roughly 2,352,405 different places you could go — give or take a few fries — so they need some kind of hook to get your business.
For many, those are the signs outside their establishment. And while some are quirky and clever, others are...well, fast fails.
Whether it's an ill-advised message or simply an unfortunate spelling error, let's just say you would probably keep on driving right through.
Get Jiggy With It
via: World Wide InterwebNow this is a story all about how, my lunch got flip-turned upside down.
A Frosty Reception
via: CoedNow I'm no doctor, but I'm thinking that's probably not the way to go about beating diabetes. However, that is a pretty great deal.
Meet and Greet
via: CoedFirst of all, we can see the obvious and glaring error. But more importantly, how do they run out of meat?
I Scream, You Scream
via: InstagramIf the kids are old enough to read the sign, I'm thinking Dad is in trouble. Who wants a Dilly bar or Blizzard?
Count Your Change
via: RankerLet's hope that's a typo and not a statement about how worthy a certain sandwich combination is for every male body part. Than again, they do have the meat.
via: CoedWell, I guess that's one thing you can do there. However, it's usually the result after eating the food.
So Much Pun
via: RankerLettuce tempt you with a position behind the line making some good dough. Nacho typical job, that's for sure.
High and Mighty
via: InstagramG...what's missing here? We'll give you one guess.
Poetry In Motion
via: RankerShort, sweet, and to the point. If not also a little bit corny...
via: CoedBut now you're intrigued, right? What is so "wow" that you have to come in? Pretty sneaky, McDonald's.
Putting Out the Call
via: RankerBut they won't discriminate. If you're not yet heavyset, they can work with you to make that happen.
Like a Sponge
via: RankerForget the Burger King. When SpongeBob makes an appearance, who can pass that up?
Good to Know
via: CoedI was a bit confused as to what an establishment named "Burger King" might be offering, so it's a pretty good thing they cleared that up.
More Like Don't-Nuts
via: InstagramI'm not even sure what that's supposed to be. America runs on Dunkin', but apparently Dunkin' doesn't run on spelling.
Not Ifs, Ands, or Butts
via: RankerIs there a shortage of "Gs" out there we don't know about? Then again, maybe those billions served just have some really strange tastes.
via: CoedI'm glad that they're focused on providing a pleasurable experience, but I really don't need to know about how well-endowed they are. Just my McFlurry, please.
via: InstagramWhat kind of signal can you get with chicken "fajiata" taco Wi-fi? Can we get the password, and possibly a dictionary?
via: CoedLet's just say it's not all smoke and mirrors. Anyone else have the munchies?
via: CoedWhat? I specifically came here for my boy toy. Do you have any beef cakes you could substitute?
via: InstagramIt's a bit concerning that they're charging so much for 10 chicken McNuggets. But it's also pretty concerning that you can get 10 chicken McNuggets for under $2.
via: CoedAnd that would be their grammar. However, they do got fish, so there's that.
What The "F"?
via: InstagramThis is a very specific position, as one must be able to confine their bodily functions to a specific time of day. Timing is everything.
A Flat Rate
via: CoedFor $500, you get a flatbread sandwich, a curly fry, and a new iPhone 6. What a deal!
via: World Wide InterwebThey're talking about sandwiches, of course. What else were you thinking about?
Let It B
via: InstagramSure, it's spelled wrong, but it's still fun to imagine a bunch of tiny amphibians going home as pets for only $1. (To a good home, of course.)
Not the Breast Idea
via: CoedThey're not even pretending it's a typo here. I imagine they're currently hiring someone new to do their signs.
Truth In Advertising
via: InstagramDo you want to supersize your crap? How about a McCrappy meal?
via: World Wide InterwebEat fresh and freshen up when you're done. Who can pass that up?
Feast Your Eyes
via: World Wide InterwebIs this an error or simply truth in advertising? Finger lickin' good!
via: TumblrI'm thinking that won't be great for the health inspector. But then again, billions and billions served!