Parents Are Having Fun Explaining Breakdown of Their Child-Raising Duties

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Where would we be without our parents?

Raising kids is never easy — they’re always a handful. Knowing that, Twitter decided to get analytical with their experiences and gave some hilarious breakdowns of what actually goes into parenting.

And as a parent, it’s your job to figure out what that smell might be. Woohoo? They gave a pretty specific breakdown at 78% too, which is admirable.

And this is where everyone’s favorite emoji comes in handy, the “chocolate ice cream” emoji. (Yeah right, Apple.)

But you have to throw things away secretly, or else they’ll suddenly want them again. Everyone wants what they can’t have, even adults.

Now I’m starting to wonder about my own parents…

To this day I’m still finding candy and straw wrappers in my pockets, but I don’t have any kids. I don’t know what that says about me.

If you’re really craving that Snickers but your little devil is around, simply head to the bathroom and enjoy a snack break. Probably not the most sanitary move, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Whether you’re eating candy in there, or screaming through the door at a child that locked itself inside, it’s a safe house for your sanity.

Those are all high percentages too, so if you have baby fever just know that you’ll be spending about 80% of your time near a bathroom.

Also known as yelling at someone to stop yelling. It makes so little sense that it actually makes sense.

That percentage checks out. Hope you have those baby wipes handy.