Kids are wonderful. They're tiny and adorable and their clothes are the cutest clothes on the entire planet. If you're lucky enough to watch a child grow up, you know how amazing it can be to be with them when they learn something new or say something especially cute.
Of course, they're not always cute. Sometimes, they're downright embarrassing. People always talk about how kids say the darnedest things, but I think a lot of people who don't spend time with kids don't realize just how wild the things kids say can be. I work at a preschool and just the other day, one of the students provided me a list of his dad's favorite curse words.
A recent AskReddit thread asked people to share the most embarrassing thing their kid has ever said in public. There were so many good responses that had me cackling at my desk. Here are some of my faves.