The worst feeling in the world is waking up in the middle of the night, making your way through the house for a late night potty break, and suddenly stepping on a LEGO. The pain, the betrayal, the hatred of your children. Why did you reproduce? You have no idea because suddenly everything hurts and you want to die.
LEGOs have been perfectly designed to have as many pointy edges as humanly possible. Some sort of hellish demon dreamed them up as a torture device for innocent parents whose soft, tender feet have no protection.
But no more we say! The time has come for the cruel attacks of LEGOs to end. Thankfully LEGO themselves are coming to our aid to provide us with the protection we need to keep our tootsies free from bruising. Yes, it's not the hero we deserve but the hero we need: LEGO proof slippers.