19 Parents Reveal the Hilarious Reasons Why Their Kid Is Crying | 22 Words

You know how kids say the darnedest things?

Well, they completely lose their sh*t over the darnedest things, too.

Kids cry for the craziest reasons.

And so parents came together on Twitter to share #WhyMyKidIsCrying, and their posts are so ridiculously funny you can do nothing but laugh.

Toast on the head

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Her mom even tried to explain to her how people with toast on their heads are not taken seriously in this world, but she wasn't having it.

ABC pizza crust

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OK, real talk: When little kids chew on food, it becomes so horribly disgusting and soaked in slobber and disgusting.

The straw of doom

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Let me guess: She wanted to do it. C'mon, mom, get with the program.

No poop for you

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There are times when you truly question the sanity of your child. This is one of those times. The next one is precious...

No more Tylenol

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Oh, so your mom won't let you die?! Boo hoo!

The stolen nose

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I mean, how dare she, right? A nose is a very important thing.

Kale chips

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Contrary to popular belief, she's not crying because her dad is trying to make her eat organic kale chips, which would be a very reasonable reason to cry. It's because those organic kale chips are weirdly shaped. Go figure.

The ice water queen

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Crying over ice water? This kid sounds less like a baby and more like a picky celebrity diva.

The empty Oreo box

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I know it's sometimes hard to believe, but things in the trash are usually there for a reason. The next one would have any parent pulling out their hair...

The triangle cut

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But she changed her mind! Why can't you change it after you've already cut it! It's not fair!

This drama queen

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Oh my goodness, that pose is perfect. She's like a character in a movie being left behind by a ship.

More geese

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What is wrong with a mother who cannot provide enough geese for her child's amusement? Seriously, parents these days...

No beer for the kid

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Listen, kid, I get it. Beer is great.

The diaper indecision is real

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Being a kid is hard and full of contradictions. Why can't parents understand that? The next one is actually too much...

Too much of a good thing

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Girl, I get it. Pizza and cookies are where it's at.

Booger bandit

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Why would you ever try and take that booger away from him? It's stealing! That's his booger!

The laundry room awaits

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*through choked-up tears* How is he supposed to see the washer and the dryer if the door to the laundry room is closed?

Life isn't fair

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Someday, she'll thank you. Until then, you can deal with the banshee screams.

Christmas Eve

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You know what? This kid is right! Christmas Eve is a dupe by Big Christmas to make kids mad, and it's working. Share this with someone who would understand these parents' plights!