It's been a rough week for conservative coffee lovers.
First, people started smashing their Keurig coffeemakers to bits because the company pulled their ads from Sean Hannity's show after he defended a pedophile (don't spend too much time trying to make sense of that series events, for there is none to be made).
And now, Starbucks' cups are pushing the gay agenda. Apparently.
If you haven't had your morning coffee yet, you might want to grab a cup before diving into this story, 'cause it's a doozy.
For reasons that those of us with fully-functioning frontal lobes will never quite understand, people were really pissed about the Starbucks holiday cups last year.
As if an all-red coffee cup wasn't enough, Starbucks then took to slitting polar bears' throats.Sure, they were cookies, but anyone who has a war on Christmas probably also has a war on polar bears. That's just how it works, folks.
This year, Starbucks has a new cup. And with a new cup comes new controversy. Here's an ad Starbucks ran to announce their holiday-themed drinking vessel.Just as a reminder, we're talking about a cup, here. OK? Just wanted to make sure you're aware of the world we're living in. The one where a cup can be controversial. OK. Let's continue.
In case you missed it, the ad features two women holding hands at Starbucks.The general consensus is that the women are in love with each other. And some people have a problem with that.
Guys. It's just two people holding hands.
Here's a very well-reasoned explanation as to why some people are very upset about the Starbucks cup:
@FoxNews Ban Starbucks for not supporting everyone and pushing one idealism upon us all! Just another Progressive L… https://t.co/1yfHdCoY9L— Michael Crowell (@Michael Crowell)1510890640.0
While some people are freaking out about the "gay" cups, the rest of us are like:Come on, dudes. Leave Starbucks alone. They're not attacking Christmas, and they're not "pushing the gay agenda." They're selling overpriced, over-roasted coffee. Ban them for that, if anything.
This whole thing has just become exhausting. Are we seriously complaining about mittened hands on coffee cups now?
I read a thing last night about how the Starbucks cups are pushing the gay agenda because the mittened hands featur… https://t.co/D2JdCiyxOY— Monica (@Monica)1510937445.0
Also? There is no gay agenda.
So can I check off "Ruin Christmas with Starbucks cups" on my Gay Agenda? https://t.co/T13hMnJtJc— 🧈MeltLikeButta🧈 (@🧈MeltLikeButta🧈)1510921847.0