People Magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Winner Has the Internet in Total Chaos

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For the past 32 years, People Magazine has awarded one man with the title “Sexiest Man Alive.” Past winners include Channing Tatum, George Clooney, and Ryan Reynolds. Makes sense, right? Those men are sexy.

This year, however, People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” winner is causing some people to scratch their heads and wonder: What is sexy? Have we been wrong about sexy this whole time?

This year, according to People Magazine, the sexiest man alive in 2017 is country singer Blake Shelton. We have a lot of questions about this. The main one is: Did all the other men die?

Blake Shelton! This Blake Shelton:

To be fair to Blake, this picture is from 2003. None of us looked our best in the early 2000s. But still. Blake Shelton? Really? Blake Shelton?

He is a man. And he is alive. Some people probably even find him sexy! But is he the sexiest man alive?!  

Donald Trump is President. Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive. Up is down. Left is right. We’re living in an alternate reality where everything is broken. At least we still have puppies. For now.

The only good thing about November 2016 is that at least Dwayne Johnson — an actually sexy man — was named the Sexiest Man Alive. Seriously, did People Magazine forget about Idris Elba? Or Ryan Reynolds? Or pretty much any man that is not Blake Shelton? What do you think? Is Blake Shelton the sexiest man alive, or should the award have gone to someone else? Let us know in the comments!