Even the most cynical people among us will admit that they're the tiniest bit interested in astrology. They might not believe that the stars they were born under have any real significance or influence over their lives, but show them a horoscope and their eyes will naturally drift to their own.
Then there are people on the other side of the spectrum who check their horoscope every single day. Multiple times a day. And they make decisions (both big and small ones) according to what those horoscopes say.
You know what? I have nothing against either party. If you enjoy reading your horoscope and studying astrology, then more power to you. People have believed crazier things, after all. I think you'll get a kick out of these tweets. They'll make the most sense to people who love astrology, but skeptics are welcome, too, of course!
Ready to dive in?Turn down the lights, light some incense, and let's get mystical.
This is so me.
horoscope: taurus breathes air to survive me, a taurus: wtfff that is so me im so freaked out right now you guys horoscopes are my religion— gary from teen mom (@gary from teen mom)1448675712.0
Eh, I'm not feeling it.
when you go to read your horoscope and it's not telling you that everyone's in love with you and that you're perfect http://t.co/jnstCcNCH1— mizzus behave (@mizzus behave)1419745144.0
Astrology is like the one acceptable form of prejudice— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson)1446937431.0
Nicknames!A big city kid, here. (Wishing I was more of a tony tony macaroni.)
I love that guy.
i love leonardo dicapricorn. he is my favorite horoscope— Ezra Koenig (@Ezra Koenig)1425356363.0
Not the *worst* idea.
*uses my one phone call from jail to check my horoscope*— new year, new expired meats (@new year, new expired meats)1420677788.0
when I was 9 I read a horoscope that said Capricorns achieve success late in life & I've based my whole existence around that belief— maura quint (@maura quint)1446135073.0
Especially the good ones.If they're negative, I'll ignore them and pretend they don't exist. That's what I do to everything I don't like.
Do or do not?I think it's time for you to find another daily horoscope. There must be a snack-related one out there, right?
That's so Aquarium.
My friend is doing my horoscope. I told her I like tropical fish and blowing bubbles. She says I sound like a typical Aquarium.— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@Moose Allain Ꙭ)1386781581.0
Anyone else’s horoscopes getting oddly specific? https://t.co/OsVc3hMR1C— Eric Vanlerwhatever (@Eric Vanlerwhatever)1540361962.0
Double the fun!
u know u love someone when you check their horoscope too lmao— go crazy it's stay c (@go crazy it's stay c)1540302637.0
How did you know?!
Daily horoscope: You are dealing with some problems lately, you know a person that also knows you, and you have th… https://t.co/u2UYOyaoX8— Paul B/ Barbs (@Paul B/ Barbs)1540167342.0
Ummm.I'll go ahead and field this one: It is not.
*Changes the channel*Honestly, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. What's the worst that could happen if you defy your destiny? Can't be that bad, right?
First of all.
When you ask a Virgo for advice over text & they take it to email https://t.co/VLuMRI7AiD— Astro Poets (@Astro Poets)1503260395.0
You: I'm so into you omfg when are you free next Scorpio: https://t.co/KJjUKc9EIt— Astro Poets (@Astro Poets)1503279044.0
Behind every great Sagittarius are hundreds of texts they'll never reply to— Astro Poets (@Astro Poets)1503277906.0
Any day now!
Reading my horoscope to see if I'll fall in love soon it's been like more than 2 years so it should be any day now I don't leave the house— amalia (@amalia)1449180547.0
thought it was my zodiac sign that made me irritable, impulsive, impatient, and angry but really it's just my depression— deluge (@deluge)1449081377.0
Just kidding!You thought today was a good day? You were sorely mistaken, my friend!
Business as usual.
Leo mass text: are you busy or what Leo to English translation: why haven't you liked my photo or fav'd my tweets in the last 3 mins bitch— Astro Poets (@Astro Poets)1486071383.0
Pay attention to me!
I love when you tell someone you're a Scorpio and they look at you like they know you'll eat their soul— JADE ☽ (@JADE ☽)1488177893.0
Uh oh, Scorpio!Scorpios can be intimidating! But surely they're not all terrifying. Right?
If you say so.I don't understand what this means, but the Internet has spoken and who am I to disagree?
"I'm moving in!"And they'll never leave. Ever.
Better luck next time.
Today's horoscope: Don't.— Mellon Collie & the Infinite Dadness (@Mellon Collie & the Infinite Dadness)1539717854.0
someone told me last night I seem way more like a Libra than a Scorpio and I couldn’t care less about horoscopes bu… https://t.co/XTEzONXD5s— BEAN (@BEAN)1540395431.0