19 People Reveal The All-Time Laziest Thing They've Ever Done | 22 Words

We all do lazy things now and again.

But each of these people took it to another level of laziness. Just wait and see...

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Use a laser pointer to have my cats close my bedroom door.MrShoubic

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In my late teens, home from college for break. Woke up and thought I smelled bacon cooking. Didn't want to get up if all the bacon was gone already. Debated what to do, then decided to grab my cell phone and call my house. I asked my mom if there was any bacon left, she said yes, and brought me a plate with pancakes a few minutes later.WTF_ARE_YOU_ODIN

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If I'm heating something up in the microwave, I'll push "33" instead of "30" because pressing "30" would require me to move my finger.kilgore2345

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I recently had an appendectomy (removed my appendix after it ruptured) and had to stay in the hospital to recover for several days. I was actually recovering quickly, but when the nurses suggested removing my catheter, I acted like the pain was worse than it really was, so they’d leave it in and I wouldn’t have to get up and go to the bathroom. Given my normally hectic workaholic lifestyle, I was actually enjoying laying in bed, on morphine, watching TV and sleeping whenever I wanted... so I rode out the hospital stay for at least 48 hours longer than I really needed to.Yeah_i_grew_wings

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I knew a guy who lived above a Fish & Chip shop, he was hungry and rather than walking downstairs to see if it was open, he used google street view to zoom in on the opening times sign...bowlch

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Rented a car for another day because I didn't want to get up and return it.Uhhhhdel

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Here is mine: my daughter asked for the remote. I hooked it under the dog's collar and then had her call him over for snuggles. I don’t even feel bad because he loved attention.Mytrixrnot4kids

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I ordered takeout delivery from the Chinese restaurant literally across the street. When I say literally, I mean literally. It was so close that from my front door I could get to the restaurant faster than I could get to my own kitchen. When they forgot part of my order, I called them up and got them to bring the missing food over. (In my defence, I was very ill at the time.)Portarossa

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Bought all the stuff to make delicious homemade pizzas at home. Got home. Laid on the couch, fell asleep, ordered Dominos instead.Synli

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I hand people oranges and they start peeling them instinctively and then I ask for it back once they're done. Works about..... 100% with my mother and 70% with other people.Cure_my_Addition

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In the living room with my dad, I knew his phone was in the kitchen. So I slyly phoned it, he inevitably got up to get his phone; when he answered, I asked him if he could make me a cup of tea while he was in the kitchen.tanker9000

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I attached 2 straws together so I didn't have to lift my arm to drink soda.VxLz

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Walked out the wrong exit of a subway. Paid the $2.50 to go back in and walk out the other exit rather than spend the extra 5 minutes it would have taken to walk to my destination.jurassicbond

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Let the cat eat the Corn Flakes the kids dropped on the floor instead of sweeping.spleen1138

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When I was a teen living at home, my mother did my laundry. I didn't put it away for days. She said please put that folded laundry away so I can have the laundry baskets to do more clothes. Rather than put it away, I just bought her more laundry baskets on my way home from my after school job.Sigma1042

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Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in bed one morning. Picked his nose and had nowhere to put it - put it backChan_Janet

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when I was recovering from knee surgery and the walk to the bathroom was like a 20-minute ordeal, peeing in a jug instead of getting out of bed. also weirdly pee related: when I was a kid living in my parents' house, my bedroom was in the basement but the only bathroom in the house was upstairs on the 2nd floor. if I had to pee during the night, I'd just walk out the basement door into the backyard and go in the bushes.Hrekires

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I napped through a tornado. I heard it going over my house and I just rolled over. Russrussrustyruss

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I secretly trained our new puppy to fetch stuff for me but I would only command her when no one is looking. For example, I’m too lazy to get my other slipper (which is, like, 5 steps away from me), I’d command her to get it and watch her use her snout to push it towards me.honeyhobby Share this with your laziest friend!