Social interactions can be tough sometimes. We've all had an experience where we've said or done something stupid and ended up putting our foot in our mouth (like these incredibly awkward social interactions that are, quite frankly, tough to read and cause major secondhand embarrassment), and while it can be humiliating, it's usually not something that most people remember for the rest of their lives. There are, however, times when you have such an unfortunate interaction with someone that you never forget it, and still cringe every time it pops into your brain. Rude questions from friends, family members, or, most especially, strangers definitely fall into this category.
The following 30 people reveal the rudest questions they've ever been asked, and how they wish they could have responded. Prepare to be completely appalled and shocked at the audacity of some people.
Although the last one does at least include some delicious karma.
"Are you self conscious about your teeth?"
"How many times have you broken your nose?"
"The most common question asked by complete strangers because of my wheelchair is 'Can you do the deed in it?' but another classic is 'How do you pee?'"
"For all of these questions, I, of course, perform a live demonstration."-jmkep
If you're thinking of asking a disabled person a question that might be insulting, remember this handy advice: don't."How does it feel to be cheated on?"
"I've been asked if the government gives me compensation for 'being legally a midget.'"
"At 18 I took a trip with my family to Puerto Rico."
"Our first day there, a local that we were talking to put his hand on my little round potbelly and said, 'You'll be a mother soon! How wonderful!'
I was just kinda chubby and was wearing an oddly fitting dress.
I cried. A lot."-galaxy_lass
I cannot stress this enough: NEVER. ASK. A. WOMAN. IF. SHE. IS. PREGNANT. UNLESS. SHE. IS.GIVING. BIRTH."I'm a Freshman in high school and I'm a ridiculously lonely guy."
"I work in a pharmacy, and a not-too-smart woman stared at my face and asked, 'Do you have pox?!'"
"'Were you abused as a child? Do you still have contact with your dad?' after saying I'm lesbian."
"What kind of Asian are you? I have never been with an Asian girl before, want to be my first?"Â
"...and you never will. I am not a fetish."-locheness4
Just treat people with respect. It's really not that difficult."So which of you is the girl in the relationship?"
"Neither. Neither of us is the girl. We are both men."-Vertraggg
There is no girl. THAT'S THE POINT."'Are you his nanny?', asked an old lady while I was out walking with my son in his stroller."
"Why are you depressed? Your life is awesome!"
"I thought it would be fun to try out being depressed. I'll quit next week if it isn't fun enough."-apefeet25
This may surprise you, but depression doesn't care if your life is awesome. And telling someone to just "be happy!" does literally nothing."Have you noticed how much weight you gained?"
"There have been some pretty awful ones regarding our decision to have an only child."
"My dad died in a horrific accident over spring break, and I had to witness the whole thing. It was a boating accident in Florida."
"So I get back to school, and this kid, knowing full well what happened, said 'Hey man...So how was Florida?'"-[deleted]
I don't condone violence, but seriously, this kid is just asking to get punched in the face."When I announced to the people at my local church that I was engaged..."
"While working the front desk at a hotel. To note, I'm female."
"Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Guy: Is there a male on duty?
Me: No, I'm sorry, I'm the only one on duty at the moment.
Guy: Oh...well I was looking to ask for some verbal directions, but if you're the only one here.......do you know how to use google? They have this thing that's called Maps (he actually spells out the word maps), I can direct you how to use it?"-Catona
Google? What is this thing you call Google?I have vitiligo on my face. Most frequently asked question I get: "What's wrong with your face?'"
"Little person here."
"Walking through Costco with my wife, who is average height, and 2-month-old twin daughters.
An older lady walks up and asks, 'So are they going to be normal?'"-mitnamdor
"Normal"? What does "normal" even mean?"That's your girlfriend?"
"Upon people finding out I'm adopted: 'Do you ever want to meet your REAL parents?'"
"Are you anorexic or something?"
"How old are you, 15?"
"'I'm 26."
"Wow really? You look like you're 15!"
I hate everyone."-Misanthropic_bob
He should have responded with, 'Well, you look ancient. I'd rather like 15 than old and decrepit like you.'"My future plans involve clinical psychology."
"Are you pregnant? Wait you're too ugly to have anyone have sex with you."
"Granted, this was a resident with Alzheimer's, but it still made me sad."-tseadog
Oof! That's cold, Blanche!