17 People Reveal Their Never-Fail Go-To Jokes | 22 Words

Do you have a great joke that you whip out at parties that never fails to get a laugh?

Mine is: Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c—

MOOOOOO!

These 17 people share theirs.

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Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They're always taking things literally.jackhackery

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People tell me I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.balthemel

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Me: "I've lost my calculator." Them: "..." Them: "..and?" Me: "Oh, I've got nothing to add." This only counts as "never fail" depending on your definition of never fail.lake-griffy

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A guy is in a doctors office. His doctor is there with him. "I have two pieces of bad news," the doctor says. "What are they?" "Well, the first piece of news is that you have cancer." "What's the 2nd piece of news?" he asks. "Well, the 2nd piece of bad news is that you have Alzheimer's." The man laughs and says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."Nick_the_Cuber

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My dad asked me the other day: "Are you even listening to me?" Which is a really weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.zimflo

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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.straightouttaireland

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There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them. 2 of the old ladies have a stroke. The other one couldn't reach that far._idontwearhats_

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner.Runningonempty98

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You’ve heard of Murphy’s law right? It says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage. I always start laughing halfway through the joke though so usually the delivery isn’t that goodItsSam_JK

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A wife calls her husband and says "be careful driving home, some complete moron is driving down the wrong side of the motorway." The husband replies "there's not just one, there's bloody hundreds of them!"aMeatyTreat

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? "Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"Willstroyer

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter. –llama_laughter

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So there were two whales at a bar. The first whale says to the second (make whale noises until everyone is a little uncomfortable). Then the second whale says back to the first (inhale sharply), "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."Byizo

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two but I have no idea how they got in there.vadlmaster

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What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.Passed_The_Process

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.lezzieknope

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What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder.ThatTysonKid Share with your funniest friend!