Everyone needs to eat in order to survive, but there are some people on this planet who probably shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kitchen for the rest of their lives.

These are their stories.

Just because you like the taste of three very different foods does not mean you can just put them all together on a plate and call it a meal. Food does not work like that.

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And while we're talking about awful combinations, popcorn is absolutely perfect just the way it is. You can add butter or salt, or butter AND salt, but ketchup should be the farthest thing from your mind when you pop some corn.

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No. No. This can't be happening. I refuse to believe it.

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. –Dr. Ian Malcolm and also me after seeing this heinous imagery.

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Some people prefer dark chicken meat. Some people prefer light chicken meat. No one prefers this. It looks like a Magic Eraser. On the other hand, your chicken also should not resemble this next picture...

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These are supposedly chicken nuggets dyed black for a fun Halloween treat. But I'm actually pretty sure they're pieces of coal.

There's nothing like a chocolate fountain to bring people together and make everyone have a good time. Unless your chocolate fountain looks like this. This is the complete opposite of all that.

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Your school's food may be bad, but is it as bad as this college's offering of strawberry Pop-Tart, egg, bacon, and cheese sandwiches? If it is, you should probably drop out immediately.

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Hey. I'm really sorry to do this to you. This is the result of an egg poached in a rubber glove. Sorry you had to see this.

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This is what happens when you try to boil veggie dogs. Relatedly, this is also part of the reason why people don't buy veggie dogs. Alas, this is not the worst thing that can be done to hot dogs. For that, you need to see this next picture...

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Here it is. The Worst Thing That Can Be Done to Hot Dogs (TM). Anyone else feeling like this image is a little NSFW?

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If this were a picture of a pringle in applesauce, it'd be bad. But it's so much worse. That's jam. Made out of Pringles.

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Having grown up in the Midwest, I'm not completely convinced that you couldn't find someone who would actually enjoy this. Midwesterners love their Ranch dressing...

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Well, I've read all the laws and apparently this isn't illegal. But you can rest assured that I'll be starting a petition to change that.

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If you think about it, the idea of using rotten brown bananas to make banana bread is a little gross. But this? This is on a whole 'nother level.

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My eyes. They hurt.

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I'm beginning to really empathize with that Sam fellow from the Dr. Seuss book. Green food should probably just go ahead and not exist. Unless it is a vegetable.

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Internet, you have gone too far. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further.

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Meat clowns exist and are real and you can eat them in a sandwich. Cool. Cool cool cool. Anyway, see ya. I've got to find my way off this godforsaken planet. It has strayed too far from the light. Know someone who claims to be able to stomach anything? Share this with them and see how long they can resist vomiting.