48 Photos Taken Just Seconds Before Disaster | 22 Words

In the age of internet oversharing, intrepid photographers have gifted us with many wonderfully inspirational images...but these aren't them.

Who knew goats could be so terrifying?

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Emetophobes, look away!

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Let's play dodgeball, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

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Won't someone think of the children?!

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The worst part must be knowing he's 5 seconds away from a total face transplant.

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Nevermind...That guy on the motorcycle has got nothing on this one.

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The look on the picker's nose says it all: he got a big one.

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That'll be the last time she lets her dog have fast food...

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Let's just hope he's not armed...

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And that's why you never pose for photos in the playground.

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WHAT IS THIS THING GET IT OFF ME OH GOD IT'S MY TAIL!

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The five second rule applies double for cheesecake.

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At least it's not hitting him square in the eyes?

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Ahh, the face of someone who is blissfully unaware that he's about to get busted up.

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Even wolves are not exempt from looking derpy.

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IT'S A TRAP! SAVE YOURSELVES!

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Never again will he enjoy playing frisbee.

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Let's hope it was a really hot day.

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Let's see if you can walk on water, Marge!

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Look on the bright side, it's a black suit! No one will know. Oh, wait...

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And for his next trick, The Amazing Moron will set his chest hair on fire!

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Poor dogs and their frisbees...it's tragic, really.

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That girl in the blue is gonna get it riiiiiiight in the kisser.

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Poor dogs can't get a break on the playground, either.

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We bookish gals have all been there before.

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In the throat?! Maybe we should just ban frisbees...

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Somehow it doesn't seem fair that the woman's glass didn't break, and yet all the beer has ended up in her lap.

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What is it with all these children being hit in the face?!

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Now that's what I call a mosh pit!

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Just because you saw a catapult on Pinterest doesn't mean you can actually recreate it in real life.

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Well, it looks little Timmy has "professional race car driver" written all over him...

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Sorry bro, your head kinda looks like a football...

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Somebody's gonna have a major brain freeze all day.

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At least it's only a beach ball...

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I thought we'd already established that mere humans cannot walk on water.

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He totally meant to do that...The internet said it's the best way to see mermaids.

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It's a bird, it's a plane...No, it's a man falling off his bike!

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OK, well, this man is clearly the second coming of Jesus.

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You sir, however, cannot fly, no matter how much you want to.

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YOU IN DANGER, GIRL.

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You would think that motorcycle manufacturers would be a bit more careful with their wheels...

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He never saw it coming...

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At least it didn't hit him in the face, right?

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And that's why you always listen to Grandma when she says not to ride the ATV without her.

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Balls to the face seem to be a national epidemic...

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He looks like a magician, creating some evil ball of water energy...

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Are you imagining what that belly flop is going to feel like? Yeah, neither are we.

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Last but not least, the vintage edition!

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