America is a lot of things.

The land of the free.

The home of the brave.

The country where you can get 40 chicken nuggets for less than $10.

As an American, I know there are a lot of things about this country to be thankful for.

This list of weird stuff is not one of those things.

Behold!

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The most impractical pair of sunglasses in all the land!

It doesn't get more American than hamburgers.

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That is, of course, unless you literally shape your hamburgers like the United States.

I just don't... I don't get it.

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And I don't want to know.

Nothing says, "'Murica!" like a tank made out of cheap beer.

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But the next one is truly appalling...

Bruce?

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I swear to God if this candle doesn't smell exactly like the cover of that Bruce Springsteen album, I will throw a fit.

What are we ever doing here, people?

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Do nut put a sloppy joe on a donut.

My gag reflex is really reminding me of its existence today.

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Glazed donut-flavored vodka is one gross thing, but buttered popcorn-flavored vodka is on another level entirely.

The good ol' U.S.A...

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Where all you have to do to get a free meal is hide a lethal weapon on your body.

Some people... They just take the flag stuff too far.

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But the next one may be even more American...

Not gonna lie... I'd try this!

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But like, one bite and I'm done.

Newsflash: guns are bad.

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Oh, brother. If people are without their guns for one second it's like they've forgotten who they are.

Well, this is quite the display.

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Everything deep-fried, bursting with cheese, and "loaded." That's what 'Murica's all about.

This is absurd.

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I don't even want to think about how much sugar is in that gallon of sweet tea.

I'd say this about sums up our problem.

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The next one is truly nasty, though...

Why!? Why so much mayo?!

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I'm just being reminded of this one time I saw an eating contest that was just people shoveling bowls of mayo into their faces and now I have to go throw up.

Chocolate chip cookie sparkling water?

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It's a no from me.

This has got to be a joke, right?

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There are no words for how awful and toxic and weird and terrible this is.

"Dad? What's freedom taste like?"

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"Oh, it's apple pie, American cheese, and grit. Just tiny little pebbles."

This one combines all of America's favorite things.

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A monster truck selling me chocolate-covered bacon on a stick is a pretty good visual for what America is all about. Share this on Facebook with a foreign friend who thinks Americans are weird.