America is a lot of things.
The land of the free.
The home of the brave.
The country where you can get 40 chicken nuggets for less than $10.
As an American, I know there are a lot of things about this country to be thankful for.This list of weird stuff is not one of those things.
via: RedditThe most impractical pair of sunglasses in all the land!
It doesn't get more American than hamburgers.
via: RedditThat is, of course, unless you literally shape your hamburgers like the United States.
I just don't... I don't get it.
via: RedditAnd I don't want to know.
Nothing says, "'Murica!" like a tank made out of cheap beer.
via: RedditBut the next one is truly appalling...
via: RedditI swear to God if this candle doesn't smell exactly like the cover of that Bruce Springsteen album, I will throw a fit.
What are we ever doing here, people?
via: RedditDo nut put a sloppy joe on a donut.
My gag reflex is really reminding me of its existence today.
via: RedditGlazed donut-flavored vodka is one gross thing, but buttered popcorn-flavored vodka is on another level entirely.
The good ol' U.S.A...
via: RedditWhere all you have to do to get a free meal is hide a lethal weapon on your body.
Some people... They just take the flag stuff too far.
via: RedditBut the next one may be even more American...
Not gonna lie... I'd try this!
via: RedditBut like, one bite and I'm done.
Newsflash: guns are bad.
via: RedditOh, brother. If people are without their guns for one second it's like they've forgotten who they are.
Well, this is quite the display.
via: RedditEverything deep-fried, bursting with cheese, and "loaded." That's what 'Murica's all about.
This is absurd.
via: RedditI don't even want to think about how much sugar is in that gallon of sweet tea.
I'd say this about sums up our problem.
via: RedditThe next one is truly nasty, though...
Why!? Why so much mayo?!
via: RedditI'm just being reminded of this one time I saw an eating contest that was just people shoveling bowls of mayo into their faces and now I have to go throw up.
Chocolate chip cookie sparkling water?
via: RedditIt's a no from me.
This has got to be a joke, right?
via: RedditThere are no words for how awful and toxic and weird and terrible this is.
"Dad? What's freedom taste like?"
via: Reddit"Oh, it's apple pie, American cheese, and grit. Just tiny little pebbles."
This one combines all of America's favorite things.
via: RedditA monster truck selling me chocolate-covered bacon on a stick is a pretty good visual for what America is all about. Share this on Facebook with a foreign friend who thinks Americans are weird.