Everyone has a bad day every once in awhile.
It’s just an unfortunate fact of life.
But remember: It could always be worse.
No matter how unpleasant your day has been, you can at least take comfort in the fact that you’re none of these people.
Like Heather, here:
Instead of attaching her resumé to an email she sent to a potential employer, she attached a recipe from Jamie Oliver.
You’ve never done that, have you?
You’ve probably also never failed at doing laundry quite like this:
On the plus side, those clothes are definitely dry.
I’m just not sure they qualify as clothes anymore.
Maybe the new recipe you tried for dinner didn’t taste amazing.
But you still have a stovetop.
Not everyone is quite that lucky.
Ever feel like you’ve painted yourself into a corner?
At least you haven’t done it literally!
This next one is something we can all relate to…
I hope you didn’t lock yourself out of your house today.
But even if you did, I’m confident that you didn’t do it using this method.
You’re free to feel superior to this person.
Did you eat some soap today?
If not, I’d say go ahead and call today a total success!
This person cannot do that.
Talk about embarrassing tan lines.
Always wear your sunscreen, folks!
And by “sunscreen” I mean actual sunscreen. Not a cereal bowl.
You’ve probably never used your child’s head as a place to store your chip dip.
But even if you have, you’ll get no judgment from me.
Parenting is hard!
Here’s another cooking fail to make you feel better:
It takes a special kind of person to fail this horribly at making eggs. But that person isn’t you!
I have so many questions for the individual behind this next fail…
How about a bath sandwich?
I’ll admit that I’ve never tried eating a sandwich while taking a bath before.
But now, I’m not so sure it’s a good idea.
This person crashed their car…
…In a parking lot that was entirely empty.
That should make you feel better about any minor fender benders you’ve gotten into.
You’d never do something like this:
To be fair, the soap is in the soap dispenser.
There’s just one problem.
Your TV hasn’t done this, right?
Turns out, that’s why you’re meant to mount them to the wall instead of to a fireplace mantel.
You learn something new every day!
At least you didn’t make this banner:
You had one job! How did you mess it up this badly?!
OK, for this next one, I’m gonna need to you count your fingers…
Wait a second.
How many fingers do you have?
(Be glad you’re not the person responsible for writing this children’s book!)
Even on your worst days, you never wrote this VERY SUGGESTIVE Tweet:
Not only did you not tweet about “rubbing it out” with your friend; you’re also not Joel Osteen!
That’s two things to be proud of, if you ask me.
This is why landlords collect a security deposit:
I have no idea how this happened, but I do know that you’re not responsible for it.
And for that, I commend you.
And you know what the color gray is.
Even if you’re color blind, I’m convinced you’d never try to call something “dark white.”
You’re doing great, friend.
Finally, you know how to properly eat hard-boiled eggs.
So yeah. I think you’re doing just fine.
Share this list with someone who’s having a bad day!